Paco

You think he might DIE in the next four years? Does your brain not have an "off" button?

Note to self: Rudy Meds Schedule. Log #5. No pills on Saturday morning.

Exactly. I can't remember who the poster was who has harped on this a number of times, but with McGahee you have a formidible run game so teams can't just tee-off on Bledsoe. We have a back who can chip block and catch out of the back field and even picks up three or four yards on first down. Couple that with fewer offsides penalties, and you're suddenly second and six instead of first and fifteen. That relieves the pressure on Bledsoe, buys him more time...etc...etc...etc... This is one of the reason a lot of us are holding out hope that our steady improvements in offensive performance are not a fluke but rather, as you say, a trend.

Dynamo Hum. Now there's a song.

Actually, what they were screaming was "Help us, our EIGHT MONTH PREGNANT DAUGHTER has been missing since CHRISTMAS EVE.." and there is your staying power. Remember when the story broke. The one time of the year that everyone at least makes an effort to be melancholy. Suddenly a woman about to give birth is missing, and they're looking at the husband? Once you make it that big a deal, WE make it that big a deal, and then you have staying power because everyone needs to see the bad dude go to hell.

You couldn't throw a Frank line in this thread. The thread would be on Page 4 by the morning. No one would ever figure it out.

Listen to me now but believe me later...you didn't win last time. We lost. We handed the game over to you because we didn't know what the thell we were doing back then. And we STILL almost beat you. But then we beat ourselves. Don't sit here telling me you won. You didn't win. We lost. We're not that bad this time around. We may still lose, but for the first time in a real long time I feel like we CAN beat you guys...and when you suck like we have...that's pretty fuggin' good. If we do beat you...by the grace of God...somehow actually beat you...in a road game in your house...that'd just be sick and we will have turned a pretty big corner. You have much more at stake than we do at this point. Hope you guys put in a full 60. Cuz, for the first time in a long time, I feel like my team will.

Actually, that was me. Except it wasn't really a traditional cowboy hat I was wearing as much as it was a "Hoss Cartright" hat. Very popular back then.

Showing up at the stadium. 15 YARDS!

This is great advice, really, in light of all the sarcasm we spew about the subject. But I wasn't kidding about blowjobs. Better get 'em while you can because when you see your fiance walking down the aisle all beautiful in her lace-covered wedding gown, smiling from ear to ear, it's simply because she knows she won't have to give another blowjob for the rest of her life.

It was bound to happen sooner or later.

15 Yard Penalty. THINKING about roughing the pass. Number 59. First down, Patriots.

You're overlooking one simple fact: the Rams Defense is ranked THIRTIETH OVERALL and second to the bottom of the NFC, better only than the New Orleans Saints. No wonder your beat up offense looked good against the Rams. You're now about to face the number THREE defense in the league. Let's see how you do then. This will be a tough game for us, because we suck on the road. This will be a tough game for you because you got your asses kicked by Pittsburgh and then fiddlefugged your way through the 30th ranked defense in the NFL and there's a good chance you guys MAY be pretenders. We'll see soon enough.

Don't let it fool ya, Gidge. I'm an **** dipped in **** with a creamy **** center.

Goddam right. Lose on Sunday, and everyone will basically say "Yeah, well, we suck. They're the champs." BUT...beat the Patsies in their own house in Prime Time? That'll be fun just for shitzngiggles.

You don't think this is hanging in the Pittsburgh locker room for the entire offense to see? Suddenly a few bucks on Pittsburgh sounds like a very sound bet.

Prior to the Jets game, people were asking him about their win streak. His response was something to the effect that "Our win streak? What about THEIR win streak? They've won six in a row. We're more concerned with stopping their streak than stopping ours." Smart dude.

Damn, that has to be a joke. But this twist from "Oliver" was funny as hell: Funny stuff.

I have absolutely no idea what you're trying to say here. But...okay.

Now that's funny.

After looking at that woman, I would actually first call into question the common sense and judgement used by the guy who decided that having sex with her seemed like something worth doing. Oh, well...a box of wine and some guys will do anyone.

Why you little pompous pretentious...

I would lay off blitzing too much as well. Hate to say it, but Brady is tremendous at standing tall and delivering a last-second pass with people falling to his feet. Pick your blitzes and make them count.

Apparently PPP stands for Pompous Pretentious Pricks, and I wonder if you folks would agree with this person's position. Thoughts anyone?

Remember...Green Bay has a history of laying an egg vs. Minnesota regardless of who is playing. The old adage applies: in his life, Favre has had trouble with two Vikes: Vicoden and the Vikings. Watch the upset here.