Paco

While I have to admit this story is very disturbing, it is yet somehow a refreshing break from another "Here's a different way of saying the same thing" Ice thread.

This should make you feel better. At least he's wearing Bills attire. This was back during his Bills phase he said was just a joke.

Leave T-Bone out of this.

Get another job. I worked in a department where I was the only guy around twelve women. You can't have that many women comprising a department and still expect efficiency. I'm sorry. You just can't. I have hired a number of women in my life because they are outstanding workers individually. Especially in sales. But collectively? Complete opposite result.

I was waiting for this. When I first heard of this years ago I thought people were insane, but it really makes for a tremendous turkey.

They would never ban Ice because without him there would only be ten threads on the board and they'd all be different.

Nice outfit in the picture, T-Bone. Those colors really become you, though you kinda look like result of a Hoboken Holiday Inn one-night-stand between Jim McMahon and Sally Struthers.

There's no wind? Then why is the flag so straight? Oh well. At least there's cheese.

Finally. A topic that you haven't raised yet.

Yeah. There's a goal to have...

Think he can play basketball? Maybe he can fill in for Artest.

The reality is, if everyone stops going to the game, then Ice can have the stadium to himself. And he'll be surrounded in the stands by all the people he thinks are smarter than him. It's Ice's master plan.

That should be good enough for you. It's good enough for everyone else. Ice says it's so, so it must be so. He doesn't need to prove his point. After all, he's Ice. And if you forget he's Ice, he'll remind you...

Listen you Bledsoe-loving doll kisser, stop trying to sound rational. Ice said Bledsoe's three touchdowns were misleading, and if you don't agree with him, you're clearly wrong. Stop contributing and just read what Ice says and you'll be smarter for it in the end. [/sarcasm off]

Okay...so noone in Buffalo goes to the game. The stadium is empty. The game is blacked out. So no one can watch the games. But you never said don't watch the games... Sometimes, man, you are perplexing.

So the people who read the board are smart but the people who respond are stupid. Gotcha.

So except for you and Ice, everyone on the board is an idiot. Gotcha. Hey, Ice. You should ask people who know what's going on, not the fuggin' assclowns on this board because we're all stooopid.

Not only that, but we should also boycott the games until we are winning. Once we're winning, THEN we can go back to the stadium. Oh, and that wouldn't make us bandwagon fans, either.

I'd almost be more inclined to say you could give props to Culpepper before Manning...and WAY before Bledsoe. He did a great job getting a win when they were behind the entire game...and he did it without Moss again. Impressive stuff.

Three times I watched Milloy start to blitz like he was going to the outside, stop, spin off the defender and get an inside hit on Bulger for the sack. I thought that was interesting because generally you just see these guys bullrush the quarterback. Now look. I know we were very lucky to win yesterday against a crappy team who also lost to the Dolphins and that Bledsoe is done and we're all idiots for enjoying the win, but if we can talk about the play of this particular person for a moment... Is this something Milloy has typically done? Is it something guys in the secondary do very often? I just don't recall seeing a safety have that much success with a move like that. Any thoughts appreciated.

You're missing the point, but at least you're consistent. We won, and we did it in an exciting fashion. Big kick returns. Turnovers. Sacks. Flea flicker. For three hours yesterday I had a great time watching my team. It doesn't happen very often. But you enjoy pissing on virtually anything good with little or no time to appreciate how much fun this game can be. That was my point. Sorry it was lost on you. Didn't mean to enjoy myself and I appreciate all the incredible analysis you bring to the table. "We beat a lousy road team with a messed up secondary." Oh, really? Thanks for the genius insight. "Bledsoe may have won, but he still sucks and anyone who doesn't agree with me is a Bledsoe lover, and Bledsoe lovers suck because I'm not a Bledsoe lover and if you're not like me than you suck." Wow, did you come up with that all by yourself? "Bledsoe's days are numbered, and we need to play Losman." Wow...you're like an icon or something with all of that incredible wisdom. "We'll never make the playoffs so stop thinking positive." We should have a single smilie that just says "Wow, Ice is right again" and whenever you start another thread saying the same things you said in your previous eight threads, we can all post the smilie over and over and over to save the bandwidth. You're a piece of work, dude.

Thank God you're here to set my thinking straight, ICE. I would surely hate to be in a good mood today and have enjoyed the win, regardless of how it came. I will now go back to being a miserable, pessimistic, all-knowing block of ice.

Man, the three of you guys need to get a room because watching you each blow each other all the time in the open is kinda disgusting.

This may be out of left field, but I wonder if the airport did away with priority advanced check-in after the terrorist cell was found in the area. Sorry to inconvenience you, Mike.

It's Clements Time. Chris Berman cracks me up sometimes.