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Here are the "correct" answers: 1. Fivenication 2. Mark Mulder. He's so dreamy. 3. Fennis Denbo. Why? His name is an anagram for "bend fine son" 4. Elmo Accomplice Dorothy the goldfish 5. Fresca

1. WRONG!!!!! 2. I'm sure a lot of people would like to "have" her as a "friend" but WRONG!!!! 3. WRONG!!!! (Still) 4. Irt must be an inside joke. Lokk at me. I'm over here...OUTSIDE. WRONG!!!!! 5. No. That AFTER the season. WRONG!!!!!

kool aid 361280[/snapback] 1. You must take gin seng. WRONG!!!! 2. Again I say....who? WRONG!!!! 3. World B a lot o things, but Free? WRONG!!!!! 4. Old news. WRONG news!!!!!

1. You Aussies are dirty. WRONG!!!! 2. Wrong universe. WRONG!!!!! 3. Wrong answer wrong reason. WRONG!!!!! 4. Not famous. WRONG!!!!! 5. WRONG!!!!!

1. That old guy and you? Gross! WRONG!!!!! 2. Who is Hillary Duff? WRONG!!!!! 3. Don't EVER make the host look up words. I stopped doing that after someone answered bukkake. WRONG!!!!! 4. Are they out already? Wrong!!! 5. WRONG!!!!

1. Your thought process on #1 is lacking. WRONG!!!! 2. Don't kiss up to the host. WRONG!!!!! 3. Ever since the Pistons ruined the whole Pacers season I can't consider them. WRONG!!!! 4. Are they already out? WRONG!!!!! 5. From the Gong Show? WRONG!!!!!!

WRONG!!!!!!

I don't know what was in there so maybe.

Stop grasping at straws and think grasshopper.

1. WRONG!!!!! 2. It is not Martina McBride. The reason is that the masses are not as discerning in the aspects of attractiveness as the illustrious McLaughlin. If thye were, she'd top the list. As for Angelina Jolie, she's in 2nd place.....2nd place behind Madonna on the slut list that is. WRONG!!!! 3. Michael Jackson understands Wilt's conquests about as much as I understand the 238 dialects spoken on the planet Krimjatgst. WRONG!!!!!!! 4. This is so close. I would expect nothing less from the McLaughlin HOFer. 5. WRONG!!!!!

1. WRONG!!!!! 2. My wife cooked up something with Okra the other night. It tasted like stevstojan. Oh, wait you said Oprah. WRONG!!!!! 3. He's going to need to get taller. WRONG!!!!! 4. WRONG!!!!! 5. Too fattening. WRONG!!!!!

1. Come on people think. This one should be easy. WRONG!!!!! 2. [i sat staring at the screen trying to reply to this but was left speechless] 3. Not young enough. WRONG!!!!!!! 4. They been there. They done that. WRONG!!!!!!! 5. WRONG!!!!!!!!!

Unless you have a thing for dead people you freak. WRONG!!!!!

1. Not everyone has to pay. Shocking, I know. WRONG!!!!!! 2. America.....left of the Atlantic on your handy globe. WRONG!!!!! 3. The second part of your answer is correct. This has led to animosity over naming rights. WRONG!!! 4. Listen up stalker. Take your bad stock tip hatred elsewhere. WRONG!!!! 5. Wrong!!!! Longwinded, but WRONG!!!!!!

1. It's all in your perspective. 50% better than what? WRONG!!!!!! 2. Only to former Bills camp fodder. Not too the masses. WRONG!!!!! 3. No. Also there was no Haywood Jablome or Hugh G. Rection. WRONG!!!!!! 4. Not Necrophelia, pedophilia. WRONG 5. Come back to this thread when you think up an answer. Until then just leave. WRONG!!!!!

1. BZZZZTTTTT!!!! Wrong. 2. Remember that blob thingy that Bill Paxton turned into at the end of Weird Science? She's more attractive than that. WRONG!!!!! 3. Evidently you didn't see the prvious reply to Spud Webb either. That and the Julia Roberts thing make me think an eye appointment is in order. 4. part 1 WRONG!!!!!! Part 2: Joan or John? 5. Close. WRONG!!!!

1. Well that's true. Other news flashes include the sky being blue and lemons tasting lemony. WRONG!!!!!! 2. She's good looking but no match for the winner. WRONG!!!!!!! 3. I don't know if he wsa 5' 3". If he was, he probably still is. WRONG!!!!!! 4. It is hard to be critical of that choice. It displays a lot of thought and some level of plausibility. I must say sadly....WRONG!!!!!! 5. Not on his worst day. WRONG!!!!!

1. WRONG!!!!! 2. There is no need to hide your affection for Brad Pitt by using the shield of women. WRONG!!!!! but there is nothing wrong with that. 3. Here's a hint. MJ doesn't care about basketball skill or where the guy is from. He likes little boys!!!!!!!! WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4. They're so old they could sleep with a 32 year old and be considered pedophiles. WRONG!!!!!! 5. Why would he drinnk one of his minions? WRONG!!!!!

1. Maybe at Fabio's office. WRONG!!!!! 2. She plays pool? That moves her up a few notches. WRONG!!!!!! 3. Good one. Of course it wouldn't have been 9.9 on the difficulty scale if I had an easy answer like that would it genius? WRONG!!!! 4. while molesting a child? WRONG!!!! 5. Interesting theory. WRONG!!!!! His blood type changes constantly to ward off the spirits trying to attack him. Drinking his own blood would result in a mis-match.

1. You have a sick & twisted mind. Seek help. WRONG!!!!! 2. In my best Homer Simpson voice I say: "I have no idea who that is...." WRONG!!!!!! 3. Because of his many uses for potatoes, Michael di like Spud a lot, but WRONG!!!!! 4. They're fictional Mr. Wizard. WRONG!!!! 5. He doesn't want a GMWI on his record so WRONG!!!!

1. I can see you put a lot of thought into that reply. Thanksfor the extraordinary effort. WRONG!!!!!!!!!!! 2. WRONG!!!!! She ranks 2,453rd just behind the chick who played Blair on "The Facts of Life" 3. No. When Michael asked him to change his name to "Rodboy" and Dennis refused, things fell apart. 4. Plausible, but WRONG!!!! because children run screaming before that pair ever gets close. 5. Nice non-capitalization. You're learning. WRONG!!!!!

Here's a new McLauglin poll. I'll ask the questions and you tell me the answers. I'll then let you know if you are right or WRONG. I'm in a bad mood so check your thin skin at the door. To guide you a bit, I've given today's questions a difficulty rating on a scale of 10. Questions: 1. What do you call illicit sex if it is 25% better than average (2)? 2. In terms of mass appeal, who is the most attractive famous person in America (5)? 3. Who is Michael Jackson's all time favorite NBA player and why (9.9)? 4. Speaking of Michael, now that his trial is over, what celebrity and accomplice tandem will be on trial next for child molestation (4)? 5. What does TD really drink (4)?

Speaking of latte....This morning I was latte for work but I brought an extra t to make up for it.

Well, he does come off as an arrogant prick. And before you start saying "they all do" he is in the top percentile group. Even before.

I never gave any indication about what I think of Shaq at all. I know you like Kobe. I assume that is because he plays for your team (that's cool). I assume his basketball skills are what made you like him. Over these past months your posts about him border on worship. That's ok I guess but don't start getting mad at others who see him as a dirt ball. When I was growing up I had 3 sports heroes: Bobby Murcer (average), Thurman Munson (dead) and OJ (murderer). I still have favorite players but no more sports heroes. A scum bag is a scum bag.