Dave knows most of these players from training camp on a first name basis. Is that crazy or what? They actually know who he is!
If I were a paranoid Bills player, I'd think he was stalking the team.
D, now that you're ole lady is an ocean away, have you reduced yourself to groupie status?
Say it ain't so.
If you're bored outta your gored, why don't you cum on down and gargle on deeze nuts!