Ramius

Do you know why you deserve all the insults you get? You clutter the board with crap like this... Guess what? If you take away the bills 5 losses, we are unbeaten!

As bungee said, i do this sh-- for a living. Want to know my scientific stance? Go back into the air america thread and read johnny coli's response in the last few pages. That expresses my sentiments exactly. Why? Because he does this sh-- for a living too. You asked why i wont demonstrate my own ability? Because you have shown that you lack the due intelligence to even UNDERSTAND anything i type. You come up with some baseless bull sh--, some numbers you pulled out of your ass, and a mis-quoted magazine article. Until you show some, even the slightest SHRED of ability to comprehend anything written, i'm not going to waste my time posting a well-thought out response to you. Its the same old schtick since you've been on the board. You post made up baseless crap, its gets throroughly smacked down, then you come up with more utter crap in a pathetic attempt to push your agenda. And you do all of this without even showing the SLIGHTEST understanding or basic level of knowledge about a given topic. When arguing with ed about guns, that was expressing an opinion. Here, you're trying to argue with SCIENTIFIC FACT. This isnt my opinion, its the opinion of tens of thousands of people throughout the world. Mathematics tells me that if i roll a die, theres a 1/6 chance of any given number appearing. If i roll it again, theres that same 1/6 chance. What you've done repeatedly, over many topics, is to roll a die once, get a 5 and then preach that 5 is the only number that will ever come up every time you roll.

Nope, i'm just calling a spade a spade. Or in your case, a moron a moron.

LA, your work and patience with the mentally handicapped posters in this thread makes you a saint.

So, if i am reading this correctly, according to Ed, we need to kill all muslims. But also according to Ed, guns are bad and need to be taken away. Are we going to go throw rocks at them? And just when Ed wasnt being retarded enough, holcombs arm jumps in and brings in his own top-of-the-line brand stupidity.

If you paid a penny for MY thoughts, you got screwed.

Ok, so its been a while since anyone made an SUW, so here goes: Feel free to comment my randomness and ramblings, add in some of your own, or add me to your ignore list. If theres enough of a response, maybe I’ll do this weekly. 1. Really smart people: I was recently in Chicago at a conference. A few of us were in the lobby one evening waiting to meet some people for dinner. As we waited, we started watching people going through the front revolving door. This was one of the big 2 compartment revolving doors with the automated door that stops if you get too close. We noticed a trend. Instead of waiting the 2 seconds it took for the other compartment to open up, most people would try and squeeze in the first compartment at the very last second when it was about to close, thereby tripping the sensor and causing the entire door to stop for 5-10 seconds, and trapping them inside. Yes people, sometimes it pays to be patient. 2. Airports: I only fly a few times per year, mostly at Christmas and over the summer to go home, and when I have an occasional work conference. In the past few years tho, I feel like I have missed out on some great new discovery. Apparently, when they start boarding, even if they haven’t called your specific zone to board yet, the thing to do is stand and crowd in front of the jetway. Obviously this MUST speed up the boarding process. Otherwise why would everyone do it? The only logical conclusion I can come up with is that everyone gets on the plane faster when they all crowd in front of the jetway. 3. Wal-Mart: As anyone who frequents a wal-mart knows, especially a super wal-mart (the kind with the grocery store inside) rednecks and hicks love it. The wal-mart super center is always populated with large numbers of rednecks, thus causing long lines at the checkouts. (Why wal-mart has 20 registers, but never more than 5 open at a given time is another quandary for another day). I have learned one VITAL fact when shopping to shave your wait time: Use the self-checkout. Rednecks are deathly afraid of the self checkout. Perhaps there are too many lights, too many buttons to push, or maybe its too tough to scan your own items. Whatever the reason, rednecks avoid the self checkout like the plague. I’ll watch someone with 2 items wait for 30 minutes in a cashier line while theres NO ONE at the 4 self-checkout stations. Works for me. Then on my way out the door, I get looked at as some type of diety, because I understand the workings and magic of the mystical “self-checkout”. OT: at wal-mart yesterday, I saw this 30 something woman pushing a baby with the most enormous cans I have ever seen. Had to be F’s or FF’s They were literally basketball size. I don’t think the baby could see mommy’s face from the cart, they were that big.

Ya know, when i got up this morning, i thought to myself. "We havent had enough willis bashing going on at TBD. I sure hope someone starts a thread bashing willis today."

To be fair, while the vikes have paid a pretty penny to hutch and Mckinnie, they also have handed out huge bucks to antoine winfield, fred smoot, and darren sharper, 2 CB's and a S.

did you spend ALL of study hall coming up with this?

I'm sure Drew behaved like a choir boy for the first half of the flight. But when the second half rolled around, thats probably when his behavior deteriorated.

To be fair, Drew was probably TRYING to throw the shells into a garbage bag. But the flight attendant probably put too much pressure on him, causing the shells to go everywhere.

Your ignorance increases with every single post. So far in this thread, you have shown: 1. No understanding of simple mathematical understanding of such things as correlation 2. No understanding of the basic concepts of genetics and how they apply to the real world 3. No understanding that the real world doesnt operate strictly on mendelian genetics, ESPECIALLY when concerning something as complex as intelligence 4. No basic reading comprehension 5. No understanding that there is a HUGE difference between ASSUMING something and drawing a conclusion from your assumptions and actually conducting a scientifically sound experiment that produces data and forming a conclusion from that 6. No signs of any basic level of intelligence. You are advocating a program in which you would be the first casuality. If you want a eugenics program to be implemented, set an example and get a vasectomy.

And if my aunt had nuts she'd be my uncle. Unless her IQ was lower than your benchmark, then she'd be euthanizied.

Agreed. even if one of them is solid, its a big boost. tack on another decent OL or 2 this offseason, and we can turn it around. but if they work out, they how can people B word about the '06 draft?

Who was bitching all offseason that Marv wont let rookies on the field?

Yup, we needed to hire a dynamic innovative offensive or defensive head coach. Oh wait we tried that. We tried gregg williams and a dynamic innovative offensive coach in meathead. Whom are you suggesting?

Yup. Its nice ot see a front office/coaching staff that seems ot be proactive about the teams problems. It also gives me faith that the OL will receive its due attention in this upcoming offseason.

Its called sarcasm. Good to see the "I told you so" tards are starting to come out in full force.

with respect to the josh reed trick play, whats the difference between that gain of 2 yards and a willis run for 2 yards? Sure it didnt work as well as planned, but it is a low risk trick play. a 2 yd run is a 2 yd run.

He thinks it makes him look like less of a douchebag.

Anyone who has ever been to Chuck E. Cheese with kids knows how much fun it is, no matter what your age.

They are suffering from psychiatric problems because the city of paris isnt what they expected it to be. Friggin grow a pair. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15391010/?GT1=8618

Thank you Johnny. I was just getting ready to post how oversimplified HA is trying to make this concept. Now lets see if he can actually UNDERSTAND it.

Why think for yourself when its much less taxing just to join up with the mob. We'd probably be 4-3 with leinart this year, but i am guessing in those games Leinart would be 7-0. Now, if we had Leinart and "IT", we'd easily be 6-1, probably 7-0.