Ramius

WOW! i mean WOW! in between the fits of laughter, and going to the bathroom to clean my jeans (this pathetic attempt at a statistical simulation made me piss myself laughing), i managed to read this giant statistical cluster!@#$. How you took something as simple as a monte carlo simulation and managed to !@#$ it 40 ways from sunday is beyond me. Actually it isnt. Its right in line with all of your previous analyses. I'd gladly lay into it, but what you have done right and wrong has been pointed out numerous times in the previous few pages. My god you are stupid.

Gee, HA has never done this before in any statistical assessment.

Mainstream science, and basically any idiot off the street will tell you that error does NOT cause regression toward the mean. you misunderstood and didnt properly comprehend (hmmm, this seems to be a re-occurring theme in your moronic posts) the wikipedia article in the first place, so you have no right to go quoting it as a reliable source. let me put it simpler. Your explanation was wrong.

Tell that to everyone who recieves some type of treatment for heart ailments. A large portion of heart research is funded by the American Heart Association. Their resources come from...<drum roll> 100% private donors. These private donors are currently supporting my research in grad school.

I love it how "we wont be any better next year" Ever hear of rookies getting better and developing? Teams play together and grow together. Its called game experience. Its amazing what a bit of cohesiveness can do, but no, that doesnt satisfy the hot pocket crowd.

they just got my vote.

Lemme try. There are 2 types of people in this world, non-douchebags, and ACor58.

Yes i did actually. I saw a tie ball game midway through the 4th quarter with an opportunity for our QB to step up and score ti give us the lead. JP promptly tosses a TD pass, which was the winning score.

If your parents were nuclear physicists, you wouldn't be.

I'm not getting defensive over JP. I'm getting defensive over being called a !@#$ing liar. BTW - how many NFL jobs have you turned down.I assume its a lot with your innate eye for talent that you apparently have.

Now i am not saying JP is the answer, but he DID come through when it mattered yesterday. Too many people bitched that he didnt win us a game in the 4th quarter, but now he does, and they still B word.

i'm surprised you can see the screen with nall's dick in your mouth. Seriously, did you attend the holcombs arm school of lahjik?

Lets see. You type some sh-- thats completely wrong, with not even a sniff of being right. It gets pointed out as being completely wrong. I point out along with others as well as mainstream science and math that your dumbass statement is wrong. But since i see your statement as wrong, then i "dont have an aptitude for statistics" You're right. I dont have an aptitude for worthless COMPLETELY wrong and asinine statements and statistics. I do have an aptitude for normal, correct statistics, something which you wouldnt understand.

saying something that is completely and utterly wrong repeatedly isnt going to make it right.

Nope, not just you. I have never seen the droves of people lining up on the bridge like after this game. Most posters just need ot get a grip. Hell, we got a win. We are 3-5, which is better than 2-6. The Bills won, so maybe this is just me, but i cant be terribly upset. WE GOT A FUGGIN VICTORY.

I've seen some doosies this election season, but this one takes the cake. <sound of 2 men of arabic descent talking> "The liberals want to let terrorists reside within our borders here in the US and they want to allow them free reign to plan and carry out their acts of terror" "This election year, vote Republican. YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT." campaigns, like bills losses, bring all of the tards out of the woodwork.

Seriously, who writes your jokes?

Not really sure, but i am with you on #5. Elections have become sickening. Its no longer which candidate is more qualified, its lets throw crap about the other side. The partisanship in this nation is downright gross. Heres your typical florida campaign commercial. "Hi, i am candidate A. I am going to fix insurance problems. Candidate B sucks. B smoked a cigarette in 8th grade, that means he's unfit to run the state. B is as ass and doesnt know what he's doing. B sucks because he is from the other party. Dont vote for B. "

I omitted that word from your post, and found that you spelled 100% of the words correct.

if by torn ACL you mean broken rib, then yes he does.

This might be your best, and by best i mean most ill-thought out moronic and retarded, post yet. once again you show you lack even the basic levels of reading comprehension, as you have with every single post here. You unprecedented level of stupidity displayed over the past few weeks has got me thinking. Given your complete inability to understand even the most basic concepts of genetics and the most basic concepts of statistics, i think that a career change is in order. Quit your job now, whatever it is (i pray is doesnt involve biology or anything even relating to numbers) and join up with a scientific research group. You should become a case study. A case study of your incompetence would be astounding. You have that "once-in-a-lifetime" kind of lack of intelligence. Please, let someone study you so we can find you what exactly makes you this ignorant and plain out dumb. Entire textbooks could be written on your stupidity. You could provide enough data to allow at LEAST a dozen grad students to write their theses. You could find your name in the textbooks next to the likes of phineas gage. "Holcomb's Arm: Dumbest person ever?" You could compete with rats, mice, rabbits, etc in basic tests of intelligence to find out just how poorly you could perform. It would be doing society a greater good. Frankly, i am tempted to contact the NSF to acquire the funding for such a study. I wouldnt even have to file a formal grant application. I could simply print out your posts from here, and they'd award me millions in grant money.

No, its not good statistics. He didnt eliminate the data that doesnt fit his arguement, and he didnt demonstrate that error causes regression toward the mean. THOSE are qualities of good statistics, according to our resident retard.

great commercial. I see they got the typical TBD poster to star in it as the guy who walks into the room with the mail.

Ummm, this season, i would avoid any attempt to bring bledsoe into a positive light. The OL is and was still a problem, but bledsoe was washed up at the end of his time here. Its showing in dallas. Unless i am sleeping and drew DIDNT get benched?

the bills won because i wore my hat backwards. It was on forward the entire game, then when we got the holding penalty, i threw it down in disgust. picked it up, and put in on backwards for whatever reason. The next play, bomb to evans, TD! I'll be wearing my hat backwards from now on.