Holy sh--! You've managed to reach an entirely new level of stupidity and ignorance. As someone with a VERY strong background in biological sciences, i cant even begin to tell you how just absolutely and completely WRONG this is.
You're not just "Way off base", or hell, yous not just "not even in the ball park". What you just typed was equivalent to hopping a flight to china, going to shanghai, sitting in the ballpark, and expecting to see the tigers and cards for game 1 of the world series.