So I was in the Atomic Hot Wing contest. There were 7 contestants, and we each had 25 of the hottest wings at Wingfest, from Wings Army. Whoever finished the 25 wings first was declared the winner.
The winner finished his 25 wings in about 7 minutes. I had 14 wings in that time span, so my goal of 2 wings per minute was met.
But the thing is? The wings to me, were not hot at all. Spicy, yes. Flavorful, absolutely, but scary hot? Not even close. AND, no fire butt afterwards.