Draconator

Well Eli Apple helped with his aggressive cigar smoking

The epicenter was near the corner of Mineral Springs and Indian Church Roads in West Seneca. What made this so widespread is that it was only 3km down. The further down an earthquake, the more localized it is. 3km is extremely shallow for an earthquake. It felt like something hit your house because the fault lines here are not long, and tectonic plates will generally slam together, instead of sliding along each other which will cause the rolling, 30-second earthquakes. I felt an earthquake exactly like this in Culver City, CA in 2003. That one was only a 3.1. The biggest earthquake I felt was on January 1st, 2002. That was a 4.8 and the resort we stayed at in Anza Borrego, CA was directly on top of the epicenter, 8 miles down. It sounded like my wife at the time and I were having really awesome sex with the way the headboard was hitting the wall.

Your whole existence doesn't make sense...

Royals - 31 Phillies - 27

It's not so much Barkely to the Bills, but this article says Poyer to the 49ers. That would make San Francisco even more stellar.

You should. You would make much more sense

Who I want: Iron Maiden, Joy Division/New Order, Willie Nelson, Rage Against The Machine, Soundgarden, A Tribe Called Quest, Warren Zevon Who will get in: Sheryl Crow, Milly Elliott, Iron Maiden, Joy Division/New Order, Cyndi Lauper, George Michael, Willie Nelson, The White Stripes.

Thanks for giving my post CPR...

And people thought my take that Montana was better than Brady was out there...

My parents are super proud of me, thank you very much!

Just my opinion. Doesn't make it right, or your post worthy.

I'll give you points on Brady's longevity. I just think Montana was better. Remember, he took an underperforming Chiefs team to the AFC Championship against the Bills.

Brady was a product of a system. He also lost Superbowls. Montana never lost a Superbowl. Montana should be #1.

That's the first sensible thing you've said on this site.

The big-name hire everyone has been waiting for

I saw Ozfest in like 2003. (Don't remember the exact year). Rob Zombie and System Of A Down were on the bill. I'll never forget Zombie kicking a guy sitting in the front row, who was actually sitting during Zombie's set, kicking the guy out of his seat and giving the seat to a kid at the very top of the lawn seats. Got in the crowd and everything. What I remember about Ozzy's set is that he had a water fetish. The vocals sounded spot on though.

Baseball doesn't start until the Stanley Cup is presented.

Can't stand for 3 hours or travel anymore from his car accident 3 years ago.

Carolina is showing the kids how an elite hockey team plays hockey.

I'm still salty that Kyler Murray picked the Cardinals over the A's.

I mean, it is Alabama...

Andy Reid already has spoken to his agent

If Brady goes to the announcer's booth, if I'm Amazon, I jump on the phone, call Greg Olsen's agent, and put him with Al Michaels next year.