I'll take a couple stabs at this one.
1. Ducks players can play hockey at night and spend their days at the beach.
2. Ducks players are loved by the fans when they win. And when they lose, the fans just find something else to do besides jump all over them and try to run them out of town. (Take note, Buffalo).
So basically you can live in Newport Beach, in the perfect climate, and play for people who only know how to love you and never figured out the concept of "booing." Oh, and women in Anaheim are gorgeous. So I'm thinking, yeah, I'd probably play in Anaheim.