stevestojan

Sorry, this may have been a wonderfully intelligent conversation, but the to/too thing is killing me.

I believe his guaranteed money was $64k. Ha!

I’m not a gambler. Outside of my two fantasy leagues, my suicide pool, my monthly trips to Atlantic City, the occasional bachelor party in Vegas, my addiction to QuickDraw, and the occasional c-note added to my TwinSpires account, I don’t see the point in gambling away hard earned money. That said, if I was a gambling man, I’d take NE -14 in a heartbeat. We we quite literally have maybe 20 guys who would start on any other football teams (and don’t ask me to name them). And these are the New England Patriots. And the game is on national TV. Just because every player on the Vikings apparently came down with a 24 hour case of Bell’s palsy the day we played them does not mean we should have any hope of coming close to beating the Pats.

I’m upset fans of other teams are going to have to watch this. They should flex this game to like Tuesday at 2:30pm so no one has to see it.

The Bandits?

Nathan Peterman Could Let Tom Brady Throw 1,000 Straight INTs & Still Have A Higher INT Percentage. That’s 1,000 straight INTS. One thousand.

You were expecting TWO safeties?

Stopped at 14-0. Guess im not a true fan.

Time to go watch some film!

The season on the line. ?

That dude should have waited until this week to bet the $5k against the Bills.

That’s not so bad. Knowing you can climb back into bed. This thread is worse. Far worse.

Josh Reich shows up and we lose our only claim to fame.

This is so true. In middle school I set up a game at a local park. I’ve always been tall. Currently I’m 6’6 245. Then I was probably 6’2, 185. I’ve always played tight end. I decided to give QB a try. Again, this is when we were 14-16. Some of my buddies played varsity FB, sure. But when you have that ball in your hand, with that pressure to make a play? ***** crazy. I literally can’t imagine what a rookie QB goes through when he sees guys like Von staring at him. This probably explains why there are 96 of them out of 350 million people in the country.

Stop it with your logical posts. By by the way, this is being discussed in the actual game thread. Clearly Rosen doesn’t “suck.” No man who is on a roster in the NFL sucks* as they have made it to the pinnacle of athetic success. *except for peterman. Peterman sucks.

If Denver scores here, the reason I’ll keep watching (beer) is to make sure we don’t lose the record for greatest comeback (but it’s really so my wife knows why I’m drinking beer.)

You touch a QBs helmet and it’s 15 yards. He targeted his knee cap. I’d kick him out.

Josh Allen’s elbow grew 3 sizes this day.

Late October 2001: I’m a senior in college. Ipso Facto, I’m hammered. I get home and pass out. I wake up the next morning feeling like garbage as usual, but also like a cat had come into my room and ***** directly into my mouth. Turns out, before going to bed I grabbed one of the full sized snickers we had ready to give out to the 2 or 3 trick or treaters who might have showed up. I passed out mid chew. Let me tell you that a snickers bar that sits in your mouth for an 11 hour drunken sleep does not age well. To this day I can’t look at a snickers bar.

Rethink this one, man. We’ll give you a mulligan.

I truly thought this would be an amazing thread on TBD. Two garbage teams playing each other. No reason to root for either one (unless you’re dilusional and think there will be a wild card race between the Bills and Broncos) Maybe some fun chat about the upcoming Sabres game. A good reason to drink beers on a Thursday. Nope, it turned into a Josh vs Josh thread. I miss old old stevestojan where I constantly said stupid ***** all the time, too.

I’m not a draft guru. So I only knew one thing: of all the QBs on the board, I didn’t want to have to look at his ***** slappable face for the next ten years.

Yes. Because he doesn’t need to explain himself.

Breaking News: Peterman to start for AZ based on Cardinals fans message board posts regarding their rookie QB.

This is the first positive thing I’ve seen about this guy. I laughed at my grandmas funeral. Was it funny that she died? No. Can I separate that from my sister telling a ridiculous joke during a hard time? Yes I can. Oh, and this is football, not life and death.