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Did the Dolphins win convincingly? Or did Jared Goff lose convincingly?

Means he frequently skipped remedial math

Honestly feel like Beasley is one of the most underrated WRs in the game. He catches everything, runs great routes and can get extra yards with his feet. I really like the Bills receivers when John Brown is right, and I don't think it's a coincidence that things started going downhill once he got hurt. I still can't believe Davis missed that catch in the endzone. Almost a perfectly thrown ball by Josh, and put the Bills in a precarious position.

Nut power rankings (all preferably salted and roasted) and I'm going to count seeds since they fill the same role. 1. Cashews 2. Pistachios 3. Pumpkin seeds 4. Peanuts 5. Sunflower seeds 6. Walnuts 7. Macadamia nuts

He doesn't look hurt, he looks like he's consistently making bad reads and decisions

Would have avoided knocking the ball loose, too.

Daboll did this against the Raiders, the Dolphins, and the Jets the first time (I think)

Supposed to let him catch it and then ask if he wouldn't mind running out of bounds

How was that hit unnecessary? It was completely necessary. He would have held on to the ball if he hit him lower. I get protecting players but that's pretty ridiculous.

Wasn't it like 14 points? He could have still covered with a TD there.

Even if we win, we lose. Zero TDs against the Jets. Ffs. That is pathetic. Without MVP version of Allen, which might have been a mirage, and with the defense being bottom 5, hard to imagine this as a .500 team.

I hate the way the Bills play with small leads at the end of the game. Such timid football that just lets the other team back in the game.

Josh Allen has reverted back to 2019 Josh Allen. This kinda sucks. Let's hope we can score a touchdown on the JETS!

I'd bet Sam Darnold is going to have a career resurgence after the Jets let him go, just like everyone else Adam Gase has infected.

It was nice that Allen was able to drive down the field for a TD in like 2 minutes, but where was that all game?! I hate this game for many reasons. Joe Buck and Troy Aikman going on and on about Mahomes and the Chiefs like they are the second coming. Terry Bradshaw calling Allen inaccurate, and there's nothing to be done about it. It would have sucked if we lost but if it looked competitive, I'd have taken it. This game gave life to the Allen haters, and basically made a joke out of the only thing the Bills defense has been doing ok all year in stopping the run. 7 yards a carry? Yikes. Mahomes didn't even really light it up, and pretty much every throw he did make was easy because the Bills apparently don't know how to cover receivers. I hate life and football right now.

Terry Bradshaw is so happy that Allen isn't playing well because, you know, improving accuracy is IMPOSSIBLE. It's important that he's proven correct.

Yes, don't jinx it and hope for some penises drawn by Aikman coupled with sexual innuendo

Weather appears to be playing a big role for both QBs. Singletary is going to need to step up.

I liked how the weather was only brought up as an issue after Mahomes started throwing errant passes. Up to that point, it was just because Allen sucks

You know, I'm kinda getting annoyed with people saying the Chiefs are going to score a billion points against the Bills' defense. First off, BOTH starting CBs, including our best defender, were out, along with Matt Milano. John Brown being out also wasn't ideal. Tractorcito sending Norman to outer space was hilarious and the memes are great, but aside from that, he was held to around 3 yards per carry. Meanwhile, the Chiefs just gave up 40 points to the Raiders, who the Bills handled from start to finish, and haven't had any really impressive wins aside from beating down Baltimore, another pretty overrated team. They almost lost to the Chargers for God's sake. The prevailing narrative is the same as the old Jack Morris baseball trope, pitching to the score. The Chiefs apparently just don't care about winning against bad teams. Such nonsense, KC on the whole, has not looked good this year. Their defense has not looked good this year. Mahomes has not looked like top shelf Mahomes. To me, this game is pretty even, will be high scoring and a ton of fun to watch. 5 point dogs, pfffff. Garbage. Mahomes and Allen are so similar in style, both very good rolling out of the pocket, both can connect on long bombs, and both can scramble for 5 to 10 yards when they don't have options. Josh needs to make good decisions this game. I gotta assume the fact that they were down for so much of the game caused him to press and make throws he normally wouldn't. Allen needs to make those mid range passes to Beasley when they are there before the second half starts.

I'm starting to think, since Bell is getting more attention now than he has in his entire Jets tenure, he's just not going to sign with anyone and bask in the spotlight all season.

That's a good idea. Just post that every team is about to sign a player and then delete all the tweets where you stated the wrong team. I think that's what Jon Heyman does.

I should have included the other tweets from the start, I was making a joke because this guy has said he was going to all three teams

Good news https://twitter.com/thehoodgorilla/status/1316768073995743236 https://twitter.com/thehoodgorilla/status/1316565846966374400 This guy apparently broke Leonard Fournette getting released 2 hours before it happened. He has Bell going to the Bills, Chiefs and Dolphins in some kind of timeshare arrangement.

Minus the ineffectiveness, people were saying the same thing about Stefon Diggs, and he's been nothing but positive. A total team player thus far and producing, throwing his body on the line every game, and he was on a much better team than the Jets. Pretty sure Bell wouldn't be such a malcontent playing on a good team with a good QB who could actually utilize him. Singletary has been disappointing and Moss has been injured. A lot probably has to do with blocking but for basically nothing, seems like it's worth a shot.