The Poojer

damn dude....i put it out of my mind...thanks for re-hashing old memories..... looks like SJ13 is ahead of me http://youtu.be/thR-DUxmQMc

ok, where are they hiding the 'Onion' by-line.....it has to be there, it just HAS to be from The Onion......

i am very interested! great post btw

why would travelers(celebs or schlubs) be in trouble if the employees are the ones that initiated this...they did nothing wrong

excellent way to start off a lazy saturday....

not blaming the library aspect of my co-worker...i think she came out of the womb a head case....

Nope...she's my coworker in my team of 3...as desperate as I am, there's nothing that would entice me with her...proof that personality is a major attribute...

I work with a chick that has a masters in library sciences...I've never met met a bigger pain in the ass in my life...

I can't drink it black...for 24 ounces I use 2 splendas and 4 of those little creamers

To add insult to injury...I took a different bus from work today so I could stop at wegmans(out of fish fry at 4:30 - insult #1). So I go and wait for my regular bus outside wegmans and a car drives by...I notice the passenger is said crush from original post and driving is a dude, presumably her husband....I've never, ever seen her outside of our normal bus riding routine. And another thing....I don't have the highest opinion of my appearance but damn...I am Brad Pitt compared to what I saw...ugh....I guess I'll drink

they say that the reason so many people had dashboard cam shots of this event is because driving is so horrendous in russia and they have a huge problem with police corruption and the dash board cams help squash heavy handed traffic stops http://mashable.com/2013/02/15/why-russians-have-dash-cams-caught-meteor/

ok, but my daily commute on the bus?

i tend to lead more towards (D)

cooler than this video??? http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2013/feb/15/meteorite-explodes-over-russian-urals-live-updates

that's my kinda woman!!!

it kind of played out like this...

after..... ....AWKWARD........

keep in mind when i say hot, i am talking attractive women in my age group, i am 49, but the past 2 crushes were 'Hot' in my eyes....and neither wears rings or gives off any indication of being married, one is a chick at work with ZERO pictures in her cube, the other is a woman that I ride the bus with, we have chatted for months, small talk...she has never given any indication of a husband, but she mentioned 'my husband' today....

fixed it for you

If you are a woman(and hot) and are married you NEED to wear a ring or at least a sign around your neck..... AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH! At best it keeps creepy guys like me at bay...

yes i would...over and over and over and over again....then repeat...and now i know where she lives

If u are referring to wine there is anywhere from 75-90% water...and grapes contain a lot of water..otherwise they are raisins and raisins won't ferment like grapes

I could make my own beverage as long as I had the fresh water...I can make wings from the flocks of boobies. Pizza? I'll sacrifice that for lobster and crabs

1. I need to think on this one a bit...too many to chose from, but because she is top of mind right now, that Aussie hurdler.... 2. Tomatoes(so i can harvest the seeds), Fresh Water 3. Discovery so I can watch Dual Survival, Bear Grylls and Les Stroud to get pointers on what to do

i like your thinking there...rosie would go nicely with some lentils and pickle juice AND you could eat for months....