Simon

After just having to clean another 15-20 pointless posts out of here, this will be the third and final time this request is made: THIS THREAD IS FOR HAIRSTON NEWS ONLY. IF YOU'RE NOT ADDING ANY NEWS, DO NOT POST IN IT.

Asking again after having to delete multiple unrelated posts: This thread is for news, updates, reports and such, not speculation, prayers or other personnel options. If it's not some sort of update from a reliable source, please don't put it in here.

After what we witnessed from Sul Douglas last year (who was already athletically limited prior to that) I have no interest in watching it again. I'd rather see them wait until October and throw a 4th rnd pick at a 2-5 team that's going to lose a guy to FA at the end of the year.

If you have actual news, post it here. Otherwise, please keep this thread clean so folks can check for updates.

It's good to be good

I haven't seen it in the Sawtooths, but I have seen it in AZ. A vicious little schnitzel...

I can't decide between the laughing emoji and the awesome one

There are four lights!!!

With a retractable roof!

Ultralight interrogation kit:

I think he was a tremendous worker and because of it managed to parlay a very limited skill set into an NFL career that made him a multimillionaire. I think Bobby Trees had some serious field instincts and Gabe, not so much.

With Malory gone, Sterling is our only hope!

That's so common for any knee tweak I wouldn't worry about the fact they were doing it.

True story: I once stepped on one of these in the middle of the night, and somehow did enough legit damage to my big toe that I missed 4 games (And I swear that toe was not right for at least 2-3 years afterwards) If we'd have had a better training staff they would have stopped by the house to clean up my son's toys before bed.

The guy gets the shlt kicked out of him every week, deals with legit injuries almost every year and hasn't missed a game due to it in like 7 years. Yet you call off work for a cold and that mf is showing up to ball with broken bones. Wth is the matter with you? I guarantee I'm not the only one here who's done that.

That was my mistake. But how do you predict the future and decide which player discussion will garner enough interest to deserve their own thread? Did Treylon Burks deserve his own thread? Did Shaun Dolac deserve his own thread? Did Justin Fields deserve his own thread? Did Bayron Matos deserve his own thread? How about Will Levis or Noah Fant? When the thread was merged it was simply the release of an out-of-division, injured DT, with no indication that any freakery was actually involved. We do our best, but nobody bats 1.000 when it comes to deciding what's going to happen over the next three days...

Negative numbers are in play (sorry Sooner, but you earned this one ).

It's like having our very own Jim Kirk. "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not an obstetr...... oh, shlt..."

I think you're really reaching here. Just because he's smart doesn't mean he isn't a sociopath. He's probably never been in trouble because he's mostly too smart to get caught. And if he was loved by his teammates, he wouldn't have just been reported and released. I think this dude has skeevy creeper written all over him.

***** one Martian and then for the rest of your life it's all "That guy's a Martian*****er"

Aside from a couple games of the Stanley Cup Finals, I don't think I've turned on a TV since we got knocked out by the Chiefs in January.

I don't believe for a second that this encompasses the entirety of the story.

I was going to go but Uber fairs are out of control

I thought it was an interesting observation and presented with both tact and wisdom by one of the oldest and classiest members of the community.