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Simon

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  1. Double check your soffit around the roof for holes. This time of year, single female raccoons look for places to create nests to have litters and that's a popular option. I had one chew a hole in our soffit a few years ago and have a litter in our crawlspace before I even realized she was in there. I had to trap her near the soffit hole and then shimmy up in the crawlspace and pull out 6 babies by hand and stuff them in a pillowcase to bring down so we could relocate the whole brood out deep in the woods.
  2. He also declined a defensive holding call that would have given the Lions an automatic first down and instead opted for an extra 2 yrds of field position.
  3. Haven't heard or seen anything about it. If you turn off your TV's and quit listening to talking screaming heads on the 'net, you too can enjoy the blissful sound of silence.
  4. I'm not going to argue the point that they haven't drafted as well as their rivals recently, because they haven't. But last year they absolutely did endure what might be the most difficult and trying season that any NFL team has ever had to deal with.
  5. From CBS: Williams, 36, had been working in Hillsborough County when he was injured last week, according to the mother of his 8-year-old daughter, Tierney Lyle. The former NFL player was mostly nonresponsive when visited Wednesday afternoon, and while the plan is reportedly for Williams to be removed from life support in the ICU, that has yet to occur. "They were waiting on me and Tierney ," Lyle said. "We're here and still trying to figure it out. "He was asleep when we went in there and he woke up when he heard our voices and his daughter's voice. And he looked around, and he blinked and he was crying, but he can't move."
  6. I am the world's straightest straight man
  7. You're full of *****
  8. ground up and in my freezer...
  9. If it takes you more than 10 seconds to find the only button that can be used to edit your post, you're getting homework tonight! Please stop responding to him twice; it only makes the problem worse.
  10. Please stop responding to him; it only makes the problem worse. 🤙
  11. Your title was barely legible gibberish (sort of like your sentence I'm quoting) and I was hoping you would fix it so folks would know what the thread was about.
  12. Quit posting your lies! We were told that "Literally every single person in the country agrees Mahomes and then Burrow except for posters on here"
  13. That'll do.
  14. It's so awful here and I'm so terrible at moderating that you have over 7000 posts in 5 years. Which is three times as many as his "nonstop spam". Nobody is forcing you to be here. If you hate it so much, there is a simple solution...
  15. So you're suggesting that a full 50% of the posts on this forum are responses to him? That's a type of math with which I am not familiar. Is there a good reason you repeatedly enter threads and call for other people to be banned? Is there a good reason you can't just put him on ignore instead of becoming part of the problem? Do you want me to ban everybody that doesn't agree with you or holds an unpopular opinion? Should I just start banning people you don't like? Do you know that particular poster has started exactly one thread in the last 12 months? Do you know that poster has half as many warning points as you? This board thrives because of its variety of opinions, not because it's a cheerleading forum.
  16. [This is an automated response] As a courtesy to the other board members, please use more descriptive topic titles. A better title will help the community find information faster and make your topic more likely to be read. The topic starter can edit the topic title line to make it more appropriate. Thank you.
  17. I asked you for links to back up your claim. You're currently logged in and spamming multiple threads so I know you can see this. I expect to see these links shortly. Don't make the mistake of thinking I'm kidding. https://www.twobillsdrive.com/community/ignore/?id=31667&csrfKey=919dd3402a2bca83d19dde81749ec5d2
  18. I wonder if there's a legit correlation between you living in Hoboken/acting like a lunatic here versus you living someplace chill/being a great poster to read here.
  19. Somebody please give me a heads up if this gentleman posts in this thread again. Thank you.
  20. I guess it's a matter of personal tolerance. I can drink 4 light beers without too much effect, but if I have 4 hits of good ganja I turn into Wooderson. Put them together and they act like a force multiplier on each other. Awesome. 🤙
  21. It's not much different from alcohol, imo. You can have one beer and still drive with minimal, if any impairment. Just like you can have one small hit of marijuana and still drive with minimal impairment. But if you have 4-5 hits (or an edible), then you get the same effect as if you've had 4-5 beers in a short time. That's when you put away the keys.
  22. Please stop starting threads with this kind of clickbait. All it does is provide attention for people like this, which only ensures that there'll be more of it. We're better than that here(or at least we're trying ). P.S. And I don't mean to single you out Jersey; you're genuinely an outstanding poster. I've just been having to remove a lot of this stuff lately and it was time to make a request that we keep it out of this here classy joint.
  23. I was thinking that was the case but wasn't sure. I am admittedly not good with the nuts and bolts of roster manipulation.
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