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Titans pumped up for their Vrabel-bowl

RE: bengals@chiefs, for the opener, were Romo and Nantz simply reading a ChatGPT transcript or what?

Harlan said it, been a good run for us Bills fans for the last 5 years

sam martin revenge game

the field goal gods have smiled upon us!

Bal holding up their end

Yes, the defense showed up

Thank you Zappe!

Yikes start

from the wtf files

the most Billsy thing is of course that motherf**ker makes that kick

The first of many! (I hope)

Josh Allen throws for less than 100 yards and the Bills win handily. Well played.

Might be catching them at the right time. Hoping they celebrate like they won a championship after that big win last night. Also, tough stretch for them as well with Detroit then Miami coming up.

Allen in postgame didn't sound pleased with the offense but the treat was: "Defense played fantastic, went out there, made a 2 minute stop, which was great to see" is the bolded a big ask?

Perhaps he broke the curse or whatever is hanging over the Bills. But yes, an all-timer for sure.

Allen confirming dinner plans with Hailee, Kelce and Swift

no way!!!

DrDawkinstein's starter pack gif said it all, and that's just from 2019. I see that stats, analysis and rankings that clearly state McDermott is a sound defensive mind, and I truly believe this is the case against the bottom to mushy middle of the NFL. It just seems against good - elite teams, pucker up that rectum if it's a one score game going into the two-minute warning. It also seems like we have a fetish with ensuring the other team has at least a shot at the endzone for a hail mary or miracle type play if they need it. Missed a glorious opportunity to add the Giants and Bucs to this list.

I've seen this movie and the same f'n ending so many times. It was obvious how as we kept missing opportunities. Like we could have had 21 or more going into the half. And knowing we would need any of those points... Cook's drop, Bass' blocked/missed FG. On cue, our defense started leaking then gushing in the fourth quarter. But will give credit to making a stop and making them kick a 59/60 yarder in the rain to tie it. Having said that, I had no faith we could hold in overtime. Shades of KC, even shades of the opener on MNF where our special teams (i.e. much of our defensive depth) was gassed and gave up a PR TD. There was a glimmer as we moved the ball into their end and I thought for a moment that we'd go for the walkoff win.

Injuries notwithstanding, we DOMINATED TOP yesterday: 40:30 (Bills) 26:53 (Eagles Yet I had seen this movie before. The defense stopped making stops in the fourth quarter. Give them credit for holding the line, and tip my hat to Elliott for making an all-time kick. But this kind of performance predates McDermott, it was a drought special. We've all seen it a million times. Defense plays above expectations for 3/4 of the game giving us a chance. They get trampled at the end anyway as the other side simply pulls away. Patriots with Brady were particularly cruel with this kind of letdown. The difference is we clearly have a franchise quarterback. Like, Romo doesn't even try to hide his giant ***** man crush for Allen anymore. Two weeks ago he casually dropped "one of the all-time greats" referring to Allen, a player who is 27!!! You can hear Romo coaching Allen during the broadcasts because he knows #17 was sent to us on a rocket ship and the last son of Krypton is being wasted. He knows Allen is capable of being the most dominant player in the league. Sincerely, thank you Sean McDermott for getting us to another tier. Hopefully we find the right OFFENSIVE coach to maximize our HOF QB's career.

Our defensive minded head coach can't engineer a stop when it matters. We do silly things/take silly penalties/come up small and keep teams in the game. Good teams punish us for this. Even bad teams come through when we insist on playing to their level. We play tighter as the moment becomes bigger and seek out new, implausible ways to lose. IMO it's our culture. They all own it. We've seen everyone from Allen and Diggs through the bottom of the roster make just the awful plays or inexplicably not come through on a wide open type play. We'll always have 2020-2022 but that iteration never won big either. We need a new coach/system and a culture reset. Clock's always ticking in the land of Not For Long. It feels like we're wasting a franchise quarterback otherwise.

That's my point. We dominated TOP and they were still gassed at the end.

Diggs' face at the end of regulation and into OT said it for me. He knew we would dig deep and find a way to lose. Credit to the Eagles kicker for making a monster kick. I knew that when we settled for a FG in OT we were cooked. Yes the defense was gassed. The offense and kicker made too many miscues earlier and kept the Eagles in the game. But we completely dominated the TOP. What else did we need? Why does it feel like everything has to be perfect for a Sean McDermott coached defense to come through? Like our offense rolls them early or we run into a Zack Wilson type and we're gifted 3 and outs by an inept offense. McDermott and the Bills have built a league-wide reputation of not being able to close games we should have won, and finding a way to lose, often in cinematic fashion. I don't hate the guy and am truly thankful for a culture change he brought when he came here but it's time to go. I was previously worried he was losing the players, and am now convinced.

As a final FU to the Jets it took Josh Allen's most ridiculous game of his career to win in week one. See you next year.