RobbRiddick

McDermott has the same expression you see on turkeys the week before Thanksgiving

So that's 10 quarters without a TD? Really, truly, in this day and age of teams scoring at will, that's almost as amazing a feat as the 90s team getting to 4 straight SBs. You can't do anything else but laugh

Has anyone got the latest Peterman career stats? I've lost count

For anyone who doesn't want to listen to McD's press conference, here is the abridged version: "I need to check the tape on that" "Credit to Chicago, they're a great team" "To your point, yes the turnovers hurt" "It's a process, we need to learn and come back strong" "I no longer believe in God, there's no way a higher power would keep f****ing me in the ass like this"

This is like watching Airplane. Looks like I quite the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

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I know Peterman is a devout Christian but he must be cursing pretty badly right now. These guys are so incompetent I wouldn't trust them to make a cup a coffee

Jesus, Pryor actually THREW IT TO HIM

Once again, good pass, first down run, second down run, 3rd and long. YAWN

I don't care if it's 'safe', you cannot keep running on first down. It's so old fashioned and predictable. They get a decent pass play, into Bears territory, then come straight back on 1st down with a loss for McCoy. It's just pathetic, shows no balls and tells your offense you have zero faith in them.

SUCCESS!!! 2 sets of downs and not one int

Good. As I said before, with Anderson playing the offense is just a snooze fest, at least with Nate in there it'll be like one of the films that's so bad it's good. Like the fourth Jaws film.

Bradford has made a lot of money for a guy who's worked less days than Santa Claus

But at least they were forward thinking enough to have one play QB

Women coaches? The world's gone mad, we'll be letting them drive cars next!

Come on Nate! Make this Sunday memorable! I either want 5 TDs and a win or more interceptions than there were guests at Vontae Davis' retirement party* (*6)

I'll tell you what is foolish, even though I've followed this team since the early 80s and so should know better, there is still a tiny part of my brain that finds itself thinking "imagine if Peterman ended up good. Like if a light went on and he got lots of confidence and started to get some wins and ended up being the franchise QB". That's the point where I usually laugh at myself. But with a team this bad you're forced to make them good in your mind, hence the fantasies of them winning the SB in the final 2 minutes with no time outs, or beating the Pats in the championship game. It's like the loser kids at school who imagine having friends and being popular. The difference is, they get knocked back to reality with a coke bottle on the back of the head or "hey loser" at lunch, we get knocked back to reality every Sunday at 1.

I wonder if he's contemplating getting out of the game by stabbing himself in the leg like the guy from Platoon. Peterman is the only player whose interceptions you could turn into a drinking game and actually have a hangover in the morning.

Cool, a new weapon for Peterman. Watch him light up the Bears!

I agree. Watching the team with Anderson playing is just zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. At least with Peterman there is plenty of comedy to fall back on when things get depressing

Mack has a hard-on right about now.

When I watched Hard Knocks I thought the guy came across as a bit of a joke. The bit that stood out to me was when Coleman complained about being with the 2nd strings or 3rd team and Jackson said "talk to the offensive coordinator". Just struck me as a bit gutless, like he was more worried about his players liking him than respecting him.

Does he want out because they're losing? If so, why the hell would he want to play for the Bills?

Playing Peterman against Belichick would be like letting your children have a sleep over at Michael Jackson's house.

Hmmmmm, the guy's wife was busy looking after the young child. He wanted some female attention but she's busy in mom mode, so he goes upstairs with the vacuum cleaner? Then just happened to have the tube in his hand when Chad came calling? I'm starting to see why the guy was so angry with Chad. It wasn't because he trespassed on his property, it's because he was forced to turn the vacuum cleaner off before he 'finished'.