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Me meeting Josh:

Forget getting in shape. Just pop one of these down the front of your Speedos

THIS is the only Josh run that needs to go away. He looks like Mr Bean on Redbull

That's from my own stash. I have the largest collection of Ken dolls in the world. They're all slightly different and the only thing they have in common is that they're all naked

I admit I sometimes feel the same way. Then I look at the following picture and all feels right with the world again:

My apologies for recent access issues If I had a dollar every time my wife said this exact thing to me

"Thank you for your service."

Is Peterson allowed to take a switch in with him?

There is a dome, but it's on the bottom so you can't see it

Damn, it's like a really bad version of the Beatles breaking up. I guess that makes Watson Yoko Ono

Bills Jags week 2 the season we opened by beating up on Brady and the Pats. I remember it because they followed up the massacre of NE by beating up on Jax with ease to go 2-0. I had visions of breaking the playoff drought fairly early on in its life. Things went downhill soon after

Just use Epenesa whenever we play the Tua

This is another shocker. He also guest starred on The Sopranos and had a great scene where he told a high Christopher "shut u you little #### or I'll split your ***** wishbone".

He's extra tired because he's the dean of a university every offseason. he has no one else to blame but himself

Josh Allen, Tim Anderson and John Holmes. The only 3 men I've ever loved

He's good and all but he ain't no Jeff Tuel

Maybe it's my age, maybe it's all the offseason events they have now, but the season seems to come around so much faster now than it did years ago. When I was a kid it seemed ages between the Super Bowl and training camps. Can't believe we're five weeks away from it all ramping up again!

I really hope this kid is a beast. I've got so used to the rhetoric about him being more of a pass weapon that I'm focussed mainly on that. If he turns out to be a big weapon on the ground as well just imagine how much more that will benefit Allen and the offense

Josh Allen single handedly re-ignited my passion for the NFL. Around the time of Tyrod and his patented 90 yard passing games I was seriously beginning to prefer other things (clearing up leaves, spending time with my children, cutting my toenails). Then Allen came along and quickly became my favorite player of all time. He's just great. I love him like a brother in law.

Great, now you tell me after I've booked flights, hotel and a massage therapist named Candy I spent 3 hours researching on instagram

I agree. I've seen this guy before, he has 380k subscribers. I find that pretty incredible

How would that have worked anyway? Isn't Payton still under contract with the Saints? They would have had to give up a lot of draft picks

Damn. It's not like I was expecting us to sign Van Greaten, but I at least hoped we'd managed to snag Van Gooden. I never get anything I want. Life really does Van Sucken

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