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The Patriots are more of a mess than I had ever hoped for, this is great. It's like they plucked two auto generated QBs scored in the low 70s from Year 2028 in Madden Franchise Mode and their dumb fans are gonna now argue about which one is better as they swirl into 7-10 futility. Bailey Zappe vs Mac Jones. It's already happening. This almost makes the drought worth it. Well about 10 more years of this anyway, but we're off to a good start. Bailey Zappe vs Mac Jones. Hilarious. Couple of Dick Tracy name villains tossing airballs and crying.

I'm hearing that this comment was misogynistic but I took it as a progressive comment. Aikman's more woke than the Karen's scolding him, he fully realizes anybody can wear a dress nowadays. Weirdly though it's not even Karen's scolding him, it looks like it's all dudes on Twitter for the most part. What's a male Karen, nowadays? A Kevin?

All of the dominant performances came from the AFC East so far. Pretty perfect week really. Let this Jets team knock out some division and conference wins, they’re not in the same tier.

Any Miami concerns should be extinguished. Perhaps it really was the heat. If this team had serious flaws they would have played out today - instead we massacred a team. NFL teams don’t typically beat teams like that. Bills are the apex #1 and all of the Super Bowl hype was legit, buckle up

The one week Tua hype will be remembered by some guy that won a DFS contest and roughly three message board trolls, what a time to be alive

Gabe being back changes everything. Everything. Plus Shakir now, sheesh. I was down on this offense without Gabe and Knox these past few weeks, not any more. Morris is pretty nice too.

Shaq Lawson kind of a terrifying person

Epenesa putting up 6-8+ sacks this year is gonna be pretty awesome. This d-line man, so much depth

There’s always gonna be 1 or 2 that make an attempt. Gotta get that attention no matter what that dopamine drip depends on it

Pickett got his backs jumping for 5 yard dumps, quite impressive indeed

Tell us more about how Beane took Cook before Pickens

He can take a hit and sort of looks like a vet, that’s about all I’m seeing with Pickett. Far from good, certainly not great or “impressive”. How in the world can you call him impressive right now?

Also “150 receptions” B+ trolling

We all watching the same game? 3 points and that was just an awful throw

Yeah the 3 points and floating passes got me excited too

Thread got me excited since CBS mixed the feed and I have no idea what’s going on

Yo I bought the the app for this? What?

3 points? C’mon now

Really feels like I’ve seen a lot more people get completely knocked out this season. Think that’s 5 now

Nice tackle Diggs

honestly it’s gotta be hard to hype new QBs at this point post-Allen. There’s truly nobody

Keep picking on him you got 3 points lol

Let Josh get 500?

Morris is nice seems to always be open

I remember 25 mins ago when people said Josh was off. Best QB in the league. MVP MVP!