US Egg

Get the ***** cameras out of the locker room.

No more for me please until the playoffs.

Put my Depends on at the 2:00 minute mark just in case.

This time they aren't gonna catch me off guard, I'm plenty stocked up toilet paper.

Don't worry, no need to be shedding tears regarding the NBA "woes". Their new TV deal is worth $76 billion, $52 billion more than their last one. Clearly my $119 League Pass is tipping them into the black.

“Save the King” stratagem, but, when it fails it can cost a Princely sum.

Two queens have abdicated, so far.

Better send a few just to make sure.

Never heard of it, but wow! 100 proof cherry liqueur. A bottle of that and I’d think I died and went to Poland.

Making Xmas cookies today…..all set for the “what did you do different” thread tomorrow.

Phony load management. Too many chuckers and dunkers. No mid range game. Overreaction from bench players and announcers obnoxiously cheering routine chucks and dunks. “Dramatic” repetitive end game stops lost its edginess. I still watch. The NBA social messaging who cares. The WNBA, whatever. Wonder if they have room for one more in the car: …..I’ll show them tiny.

Pretty clear you really have only one point.

They let Aladdin rub the lamp too soon.

If the bit makes you millions, it was a great bit. He made me laugh.

Complain, never. Thirty notifications be like motivation, not that I need any.

For what?

What Groucho Marx said.

Gonna bench press my F-150 up on car stands and Simonize everything underneath.

They’re UB’s longest road trip, so there’s that….and the MAC can’t fall much further back, being one of the bottom feeder conferences. Would seem NIU would languish in the MW, but it’s a bigger pond. Seems longer than it is when Bulls DI move was so full of hope.

Oh, Rockford’s daughter.

Just got mine. !

Mocking going far over the line of decency in here? Check out this one from the Randy Moss thread.

Definitely a treat. Friends has had a 1st row pair going back to the Aud. When they moved into the new arena they got porked. They sat in the corner bend at the Aud, could see the whole rink, seemed like glass was gonna be in your lap. In the Arena they were moved just a bit up to the side of the face off circle, big difference.

Might want to go see a Dr. to make sure.

Something about the way she asks “what’s in your wallet” I like.