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He was a beady eyed string bean, I could have bench pressed him. Not a single ho out of him. No kids on his lap, they sat on wide bench, he mumbled inaudibly to the kids. I think he was asking them for spare change and was checking out the moms. Maybe it was Bad Santa. I never saw the movie.

Well you know what’s not a tradition anymore a Fat Santa. The one at the Galleria weighed about 130lbs. the suit coat hung on him like it was Shaq’s. Either his Dr. put him on Ozempic or it’s an imposter. I didn’t want to cause a seen by confronting him to find out and upset the kids waiting. But I am writing a rather tersely worded letter to mall management and Santa. Gifts be damned.

A win lifts the spirit and helps with picking holiday gifts for others. Just keep the receipts for the Bills gifts you bought in case, you know….😬

??? https://fan.hudl.com/usa/ny/hamburg/organization/177/st-francis-high-school

Seriously? Schleps…..kind of insensitive, or you’re not aware what the word implies. Since it’s the holidays I’ll go with the latter.

Expand to 18, play the conference championships at warm/domed neutral sights.

That was for the Easter Bunny. As far I I know, the Big Guy’s elf’s have crossed referenced that yet.

All games should go this quick.

As Clark Griswold said: “It’s all part of the experience”. He got it.

Always enjoyed the sick day call-ins guys after home games vowing they were sick, not hungover.

I hope the line isn’t too long for Santa tomorrow.

The NFL’s convinced they can continually “gild the lily” and everyone likes it and that their cow will never run dry.

Help! I need someone. I can’t get no satisfaction!

What’s an uhf?

Mr. Brightside has worked its way into the music rotation in Home Depot, Tops, Penney’s. I’m guessing that’s a good thing though. Depressing overtures are entrenched with this generation’s popular music. Makes me wanna shout!

Did my fair share of 3:00 a.m. rise and shines on Black Fridays in the ‘90’s for our boys. Usually for video games. Never saw or had an encounter, never did not get what I sought. I did it as a teen for concert tickets, almost always sat floor or Golds seats at “The Aud”.

I did want to go to the Mall today, but my one son is doing a “pop in”. But tomorrow definitely going. Our Galleria is buzzing this year for the holidays, big crowds, no empty stores. Was there last weekend. Love doing old school X-mas shopping…..for me. But I’m curious to see the Bears, haven’t paid much attention to them, so I’ll be checking in.

Here’s hoping for the best for Coleman. I like him and think he can have impact and it’s too soon yet for final judgment. He is definitely a fan favorite in that he is a focal point for some and they take their football (life’s?) frustration out on him. So either way it goes, he serves a purpose

How about the next hyped Japanese sensation, Tatsuya Imai, snubbing the Dodgers because he’d rather beat them than be on their team. I like him already.

Are HC’s trained in first aid? Does it make the boo-boo feel better seeing the coach? …..okay, got that out of my system.

Happy today, not tomorrow:

Symptomatic of the many sad sack comedic writers and actors of the past few decades. Though Michael Scott worked it to near perfection.

I don’t access things as the “best”, very few things truly are. But those unis combo’s are as good as it gets in the NFL.

That Amazon is involved, “assisting” FanDuel, is ominous. As if legalized gambling couldn’t get any darker. They’re not the kind to play second fiddle/middle man for others, not for long anyways. Bigger things from them on this front is inevitable.

Thought this recent study be an appropriate reminder of the seriousness of sleep apnea, which I have: https://abcnews.go.com/Health/early-treatment-sleep-apnea-reduce-risk-parkinsons-disease/story?id=127856721