Ridgewaycynic2013

Detroit Free Press needs a copy editor. Perhaps just a proofreader. Maybe Campbell is stressing his ferocity. 🤔

ASL? 🤔

Perhaps the stories and characters might vary in strength over the years, but that is one helluva ship.

Tyreek Hill thinks he's faster than Usain Bolt? About as implausible as Costanza's vertical leap being capable of his touching the awning at Seinfeld's apartment building. 🤨

Coach should have bought them all matching hats for stretching.

😡 Don't make us have to break out this guy: "You're an idiot!"

"Hello. I'm Christian W., and I am a Brit."

You know, I really had to dig to find that Jonathan Winters / 'Big W' clip! 🤨 * 😁

Banned for life from Ford Field. Probably hired as Director of Special Operations, Detroit Lions, Dan Campbell, CNB. (Chief Nut Bar) * EDIT: FFS, there is actually a 'Petition Site' petition designed to get this yokahama back into Ford Field. Reassuring at least that since 2019, it has received only 20 of 1000 requested signatures. 🙄 'Get Marko Beslach Back to Ford Field'

Did they give him a bowl of soup, too?

Hyundai dealer's recent hire as media specialist: "My son owns the dealership!"

Goat says "Too hot pushing this mower all day! I need an electrolyte replacement drink!"

Can we ever truly trust any insider information from Merrill Reese ever again? 🤔

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Nobody wants a 'Fitz-in-the-Box'?

Read the answer scrolling down, had to scroll back up to see if it was Sherlock Holmes...🤔

"Well Mr. TSW Contributor, if you don't edit that list I will lay a world of hurt on you!"

In-N-Out. Portillos. Meh. 🤨 Tried and true:

I don't know about Harry in front of Butler, but it might be wise to not put anyone in front of you. 🤔

Thank goodness. I thought the visual was going to be Mr. Creosote. 😳

Here's your next moderator draftee! 😁

Pure evil. And it's Çatan. Those hidden ghost peppers will getcha.

Only if it's Threat Level Midnight. 😳

Helps to endure a drought if you have a good draught. * Draught is 🍺 Draft is 🏈