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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Wasn't he exiled when Worf killed Gowron? ๐Ÿค”
  2. Claps slower. It's a marathon, not a sprint.
  3. "In other news today, plans were announced that Terry Pegula will underwrite a major sponsorship of PSU football, and name Kevyn Adams as athletic director for the university." ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคจ (And in keeping with a few miscues by readers in other threads, that is totally, I say, TOTALLY sarcastic fiction.)
  4. C'mon...we know he wishes it was colder. ๐Ÿ˜
  5. TBD-TSW can be a perfect example of a variation of an old saying: Never underestimate the power of people to miss sarcasm on an internet message board.
  6. Possibly correct in both instances...the coach and his family will never need to buy athletic shoes or workout clothes ever again. ๐Ÿค” Sounds like politics is a good landing spot for him. ๐Ÿคจ
  7. "Hello, Terry? Hi, Fred Blartz from the Penn State Alumni Association, fundraising chairman. Uh, we've incurred an 'incidental expense', and we're asking alumni if they can chip in to help."
  8. What they don't tell you is he's looking for loose change.
  9. All hail the return of the 'Commitment to Excellence' that the Raiders exhibited today. * Titans, you say? Never mind.
  10. Announcer has a 'western fixation'...Buffalo Bill Cody? ๐Ÿค”
  11. Well, the pundits always said Tua threw a very catchable ball. ๐Ÿ˜
  12. When you can't spy or cheat your way to victory, browbeat the officials.
  13. Fan forums can display a lot of varying opinions, but at least a few over at Gang Green are contending that Fields would rather take a sack than attempt a throw, strictly based on Fields' personal stats.
  14. In my days of carousing, I tended to be a sprinter drinker, downing way too many beers too quickly. I would wisely come to the conclusion "Damn! I'm schnabbled!", and cease drinking. However, a good half of the alcohol I had consumed hadn't even hit the bloodstream yet. 'Vee get old too soon, und schmardt too late'. ๐Ÿ˜‰
  15. Joe Namath said "no". Richie Kotite said "yes", but he forgot he said yes, and the retirement home wouldn't let him out. Wrecks is dying to say yes, but not even Woody is that dumb. ๐Ÿค” Is he?
  16. Not part of a 'proper English breakfast'. ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜
  17. ๐Ÿง I suggest you send a strongly worded letter to the Times. Cheerio, what.
  18. From Gang Green forum: "Fields making Zach Wilson look like Johnny U in the pocket." ๐Ÿคฃ That sentiment prevalent in the Gang Green board.
  19. Gang Green forum is an entertaining read, in the game thread. A lot of fans really lambasting Fields for his padding of his stats once the game is out of reach.
  20. "Excuse me while I whip this out!"?๐Ÿค”
  21. 1. Weepy drunk. 2. Slobbering drunk. 3. Passed out drunk. 4. Garrulous drunk. 5. Miserable / violent drunk. My unscientific categories of drunks. ๐Ÿค”
  22. It's that guddam McDaniel started it all with the capri pants. ๐Ÿคจ
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