Winning beats not winning unless you happen to win the "Win a 'date' With TRBJ Sweepstakes" because that win would be a huge loss of a win.
My advice is like hemorrhoids, can't live with 'em can't take 'em sitting down.
Most threads are in fact about something, except Fergy's threads which are less than nothing.
People from Alaska don't start many threads, but, when they do don't do anything to detract from them. Alaskans don't have good scents of humor.
No spaghetti for me, thank you.
You should wash your hands, especially if you're doing the cooking. Remember this at TBDAHOT.