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Not if you laugh out loud you cant! Thought police be damned! The village idiots er, Turds and I will be paying you a visit Or is it, the Tards and I?

they are a joke compared to the phone police!

Ovaries? Ovaries? I don't need no stinkin ovaries! With apologies to Kelly, that was lame. Sorry.

Kelly, I need to know when I check in, should I say, Tard here, checkin in? Or have I been funny?

Funny Very funny

The line did make me laugh. And being a Bills fan, I appreciate and need humor in talking about this team.

Ill take that bet and bet dozens of them!! Time has proven he must have sucked in PA. And we know what he did here. If there is an owner out there who wants that type of gimmicky non tough, non run, brand of football, then let him have him. And TD and Kordell!!! It's the only way the package works!

Are you Jerry Gray in the third person sense? Jerry? Jerry?

How did he get to the airport? Surely Ralph isn't driving today?

Buddy Guy? The Guy? Sorry, mid afternoon humor

Sounds like an ideal situation to me. Except that Bates would be gone before then.

But much better than we're used to anymore though.

Ralph was also wearing a big Bills winter coat. The ugly kind. Just to show that he really is going to be more involved. I picture him wearing a headset this year.

This shows an even gretaer lack of knowledge than I have!

I mean no disrespect. Honest. I did lagh out loud though picturing the spinners

A month or so ago I asked a question about Ralph driving a car when he comes to town. He gets off his personal jet and gets into his personal Ford Taurus alone and drives off. Some people mentioned they've seen him drive a blue Bills logoed PT Cruiser. Well today channel 2 showed Ralph driving the Taurus and Kilgore mentioned that Ralph liked that inexpensive automobile or something like that But the screwy part is he was driving Dick Jauron!!! Presumably back to the airport. So I glean a few things from this. 1. Ralph must really think highly of Jauron to personally escort him back to the airport or to lunch or anywhere and 2. Jauron is missing something upstairs or must be dying for the job to get in a car with Ralph behind the wheel Perhaps this was Ralphs way of testing his mental toughness and is actually part of the interview process More power to a man at Ralphs age if he can still drive, but knowing how he speaks, I dont want to be on the road near him. I wonder what was going through Jauron's when Ralph was probably going 45 on the thruway? Hell what do I know maybe he was going 85! Either way, I wonder what was going through Jauron's mind? I'm thinking he was very slowly saying to himself, h o l y s h i t !

Some one I know (no not the merchandise specialist in the bills store ) had a couple of things to say to me over the weekend. First off, he said Haslett is a jerk. Secondly he said Marv doesn't care for him due to some disagreement they had previuosly and he would find it hard to believe that Levy would bring him in. Not saying it for any reason other than saying it. Not looking to be flamed, not looking for anything. Just sayin, that's all.

Aint no way TD swallows and lowers himself to assistant.

I believe that MM has taken his entire family, distant relatives and all and is setting up some sort of comune in Idaho or Nebraska. He and his family I think will be home schooling every single individual of that family that is currently under 21 and any newborns from here on out. They will be western amish people and live in a barn.

Don't you mean Tonawanda?

No that's the Bologna sandwhich scheduled to appear there.

It doesn't matter now. That ham sandwhich was just indicted! Doesn't really fit Marv's criteria of a character guy now does it?

Ok, but now what?

I think they have overcome the lack of grit. Earlier this year they rammed it down Toronto's throat just to prove it. Ultimately though, their fate lies in Dom's groin

That comment about Marv was in anticipation of someone calling me out on him.