sweet baboo

i dunno why people care so much...michael jackson can molest me for a cool $1,000 he can fart in my food for $10,000...wet fart

when we told you to hit some kitty, we didn't mean to kill it who passes up sex to kill a cat?

actually, i thought the previews look like Spy Kids or some other really crappy production but the reviews are glowing...this movie is either really good, or hollywood reviewers have completely lost their minds

I <3 Scarlett

there's a video on the net somewhere of a jeep cherokee being flipped over by wind while driving on the highway

i stopped for a second and though they might've said wegmans...asked my fiance and she said it sounded like "treadmans"

you've also gotta see it because if you don't, russell crowe will come to your house and beat the crap out of you

buy her this http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...item=5397729331

before i started living with my fiance, i always left the seat up (i have no sisters, just a brother so we never put the seat down at home...mom never complained)...once at my fiance's friend's house, i went to the bathroom and left the seat up, about half an hour later, i heard a scream...her friend had fallen right into the toilet...this was an all girl home where the dad was outnumber 4 to 1... note: laughing is not the best response in a situation like that i've been living with my fiance since 2002...we got engaged in 2003 and will be getting married next month...life is pretty good i've gotta say...but i'm also a pretty laid back and easy to please person...my only complaint is the frequency of "action" has decreased incredibly since we first moved in together...if i were to do a line graph of it for you, it'd look like a space shuttle took off, flew mightily for a few years, then all of a sudden decided to ditch all of its engines, throw out all the cargo, plummet towards the ground and then become a hang glider oh yeah...you wanted advice...don't laugh if she falls in the toilet...and don't fart on her while she's eating in the kitchen

i just use the wegmans version of benedryl and it works great though, i normally don't have allergies...this year is strange

unless you plan on seeing the stadium, it might not be worth the drive to go all the way from niagara falls to RWS for bills gear...you could always just go to the galleria instead

fried bologna is a WNY classic? i just did it because it made bologna more palatable

they'd better...though, are you able to get your money back?

he got gored in a nasty three way sack what a game

if she won, i'm going to go and taser the settlement's worth out of her

or Jerry Rice all over the place and Thurman Thomas in a fins uniform Bruce in a redskins

wow...the NBA really dropped out of my radar...i had no idea olajuwan played for the raptors

Q: What does Michael Jackson like to do in his free time? A: He likes to blow Bubbles My life will change not at all regardless of whether he goes to prison or stays free just like how I didn't win or lose anything when OJ Simpson went free or Scott Petersen got the death penalty

61 in geology? WTF!?! this is a rock...this is dirt...this may or may not be poop

this is not how i want law enforcement in this country to be hindered let's just say there was some hypothetical situation where someone's life is on the line and the cop faltered because there was a chance of a lawsuit from some strange angle...if it's your family member, you'd better hope the police don't think twice because someone might get "sue" happy

woo hoo!!!!!!!!!

good thing johnnie cochran's dead...he's probably pleading with the devil for a chance to come back and fight this case

Holmes has also lost alot of weight...her boobs look like saddlebags...no longer perky like they were in that movie "the gift" with keanu reeves these hollywood diets need to stop...someone please think of the boobies! look at em and weep! http://www.katieholmespictures.com/gallery...lbum=155&pos=14 http://www.katieholmespictures.com/gallery...lbum=155&pos=19

if this game is 50 bucks again, i'm passing...what a ripoff