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The Princess Bride had a bunch
Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die.
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.
Westley: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Inigo Montoya: What's that?
Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093779/quotes