Holy underwear!
Quarterback injured! Defensive lineman and linebackers blown to bits! We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!
People born in the 21st century are now playing professional sports:
http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/news/canadiens-player-becomes-first-athlete-born-in-2000s-to-play-in-north-american-major-pro-league/