ChevyVanMiller

Just for the record, back in the day it was called "Playing the Dozens." Your Momma's so fat I took her to a dance and the band skipped. Your momma's so dumb when she went to an "R" rated movie and saw that "Under 17 not admitted," she left and came back with 16 of her friends. Your Momma's so dumb I saw her at the post office trying to mail a fruit basket with a food stamp. Your momma's so short you can see her feet on her driver's licence photo.

Great, a brand new poster with an unfounded rumor concerning a ficticious KFFL report. That's a first here!

Howard Stern had this on his show this morning. Really well done by Kid Rock.

You're in my thoughts and prayers, Millbank. Get well soon!

What a cool design. Technology may usher in a new era. Skyscraper

The name you're looking for is Shane Matthews.

Has anyone ever seen The Stoned Age? (Referenced above) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stoned_Age Alot like D and C, captures the 70s really well.

The Nadal/Federer final was one for the ages. Reminded me of Borg/McEnroe. Welcome back, Tennis, to relevency on the American sports landscape.

Reggie Corner Patrick Pass (Can't think of any more that relate to a position or action)

Carlin did an HBO special a couple of years back and opened with a blistering 5-minute monologue filled with hilarious, contrasting statements. My favorite: "I have a love child who sends me hate mail." R.I.P. George

If anyone in Ringo's band is in a rubber skirt, I'm asking for a refund. I think getting called out by Grace Slick is a badge of honor.

Checking one off of the bucket list this week as I see my first ever concert from the front row. It's Ringo Starr and his All-Star band at the Fallsview Casino in NF, Ontario. Band members are Billy Squier, Edgar Winter and Gary Wright (among others). Has anyone ever sat front row at a show? Any tips on what to do? Is a camera appropriate that close? (Gringo - I'll say Hi for you)

Man, I am in shock. I spoke with Tim when I was writing my book. He had written "Russ and Me," but it hadn't come out yet. A great guy who wore his love of Buffalo on his sleeve. May the angels be your guide Tim. R.I.P

Put him on the "All-Time Name List" right now!

If you remember, last year at this time John Clayton was it town raving about the fact that JP was hitting every throw. Once the pads when on, he wilted like a delicate flower. So yeah, I think he might win a camp battle, but I want a guy who will win games.

I remember Mitch saying that when he retired he wanted to join the WWWF. Don't know why he didn't. R.I.P. Mitch - Bills' Nation will miss you!

Well said. I really, really want to like Marshawn. I bought into the whole "My mother's coming with me so long as there's a phone company for her to work at in Buffalo" schmaltz like a hayseed just off of the farm. This mess has sure made that seem like an orchestrated sham.

Also, try the Krow's Nest inside of the Summit Mall in the Falls. Their cages use both baseballs and softballs and are the only ones I've ever used where you can adjust the heigth of the pitch.

Hey, I've been a Bills fan for nearly 40 years - back in the days of 2-12 when no one (kids anyway) wore team colors. I'm as dyed-in-the-wool as they come, but a guy hitting someone (a young woman no less) and leaving her in the road bothers me tremendously. My intent in the post was to say that for the first time in many years I had really good vibes about this team and where it was going (despite the Toronto mess). The star running back accused of doing what he's probably going to be charged with today has tempered that. If that makes me less of a fan in anyone's eyes so be it. I'm sure that by the time camp rolls around I'll make the trip to Rochester like I do each year, but if this thread has proven anything it is the fact that ML has devided the fan base and its going to be anything but "We are Family" at RWS this season.

This guy's living in never never land. http://www.insidebayarea.com/ci_9517147 "Show up, 'fess up and handle it. Contact the victim, apologize and offer game tickets or a visit to team headquarters or whatever is necessary to put a half-smile on her face and a good vibe in her heart. Then move on. But never forget." I think that it's going to take a whole lot more than a couple of game tickets to appease this woman. A civil case asking for hundreds of thousands will be more like it.

Look, I'm not suggesting that Kelly and Co. were chiorboys. I know Jim's partner at Network and I've heard a million stories about what went on in the hot tub and back room. The difference is that Marshawn's car (with or without him at the wheel) hit a woman and left her in the road. I can't excuse that just because he's a Bill. I hope there's some explainantion (like a cousin driving and an oblivious, passed-out Marshawn in the back seat) that clears him, but unlike some of you, I can't exonorate him because he's 22 and the woman wasn't seriously hurt. I can tell you that at 22, I knew enough to call for help if I'd of hit someone with my car.

I tell you what I would have done. I would have called 911 and had an ambulance sent immediately. That was someone's daughter, girlfriend and sister that was left in the road. not some traffic cone.

Is it just me or is anyone else having a hard time with the Lynch hit and run aftermath? According to Channel 2 four witnesses say that Marshawn was at the wheel and that other Bills were in the car with him. If true, what does that say about the moral fiber of this team? The old Polian/Levy "draft only character guys" philosophy is dead. I can't imagine Jim Kelly being in a similar scenario back in the glory days and hiding behind attorneys for days on end. What kind of a team do we really have if players (plural) would hit a citizen of the community and leave her laying in the road. For all they knew they may have killed her. I'm starting to think that Beast Mode may have a double meaning.

I found a baily lookalike.

My girlfriend in the early 80s had a thing for Bailey. She used to tell me, "You want a threesome? Get me Bailey."