Firstly, I think the (fake) tweet was ridiculously funny!
Secondly, if the tweet upsets you it shouldn't. It just said they were tightening the screws on table sales. Everything that upset you is just your inner thoughts of what this means. Your own self projections are bothering you.....that is a bigger problem than fake news saying they are clamping down on table sales. Ouch! It's a new year you can figure this out!
Ya, that's true...