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Bemidji State made it to the WCHA! This is huge news for that school. And a new arena on the way in the fall of 2010.

Bjerkness. Only in Minnesota.

The best argument is the one in the comments: "if the landing was fake the russians would have accused NASA of that and gone to the moon themselves. there is no way it was faked" Amen. Some people are just not happy unless they're bitching about something.

I know who she is. And I stand by my crazy wench statement. Check THAT.

Well, there's your first problem. You're reading something that crazy wench wrote.

(not at you, KD, but at the media's attitude) Joe Biden's just an idiot. I haven't truly criticized Obama, but I know who Joe Biden is, what he stands for, and I will make fun of him until the cows come home. In other news, have you ever noticed how much Joe Biden looks like Bob Uecker?

One of the birthers has Obama as not a Russian spy or a Chinese agent...but a secret agent of... get ready now... THE GERMANS. Um, this is so laughable, it reminds me of Belushi's line from Animal House about the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor. Germans? Forget it, they're rolling.

One problem with that, Heddly...both DeLorean (who was acquitted) and Gein are dead. John DeLorean Wikipedia entry Ed Gein Wikipedia entry

Already checked it, dude. It doesn't pass the smell test. And if Obama was really born in Kenya, Uganda, or Timbuktu, don't you think Hillary Clinton would have found it out while she was running for President against him???

I don't know about Major Cook, but his attorney is bats--t crazy, according to this article. She got her law degree from an online school. I got my law degree from a real law school, and I passed the bar on the first try. Hey, I'm no great supporter of President Obama, but he's President. He is the Commander in Chief, and no amount of wishing otherwise is going to make it come to pass. I really wish the birthers would just come out and say what they really feel: they don't like President Obama because of his race and his liberal politics. Come on, birthers. Use the racial slurs we know you really, really want to use. And BTW, to the birthers, if on the one-in-a-billion chance you succeed, guess who becomes President: Joe Biden. I can't think of a worse fate. ((shudders))

It DOES scare me. We have completely forgotten that health care isn't an entitlement. You know what the problem is with health care in this country? The problem is us. If we were really concerned about our health, we'd stop eating fried foods and eating too many of them. We would stop guzziling so much soda and alcohol, and drink water and other healthy drinks. We would quit puffing cigarettes, and we should at $4.50 a pack. We would quit doing dope and other drugs. We would quit having unprotected sex and bringing unwanted babies into the world. We would quit having unprotected sex while contracting deadly diseases, and blaming the world for not finding an instant cure, so we can go back to having unprotected sex with whomever the hell we wanted. Should I go on?

Dave & Buster's has sold them for years. Actually, fish tacos taste better than they sound.

Gotta go with Ruby Tuesday.

Only four teams? I thought there were six. My guess is the four are LA, SF, New York, and Vegas.

And the closest suitable airport was probably Charleston, but as the post before mine shows, it's not the easiest place in the world to land a jet, even a 737. I've driven on the highway below it...there's about a 350 foot dropoff from the end of the main runway.

Linky.

I read gentleman's clubs in SF. What do you think was the first thing I thought of?

My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!

Oh, great. Now Tony Romo will start tearing up the NFL...

Would Better Off Dead qualify as cheesy? It's certainly hilarious and doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

The Akron case hasn't even seen much coverage in the local media here. And I live forty-five minutes away.

I read the ESPN article when it came out and thought to myself, "the crap's gonna hit the fan with Lenny". Sure enough, it seems to have started. How in the world could anyone take advice from Lenny Freakin' Dykstra? I remember watching him as a Met and how he played with such abandon. He was actually my favorite Mets player, because he was no bigger than I was. But, if you ever listened to him in interviews (even then), it was obvious he had a five-cent head.

That's the role Rodney was born to play. I can't imagine anyone else being Thornton Melon, and Rodney's completely likable in Back to School.

The best example of this is Eddie Murphy in the two Nutty Professor movies. You actually forget it's Eddie playing all of those roles, especially those of his parents. Mama Klump (talking to Sherman as he's leaving): "Cletus! The dogs got into the garbage again!" Cletus Klump (off screen): "Well, shoot the damn dogs!" I don't know why, but that sequence in the first Nutty Professor makes me laugh every single time.

This is how 40 year old guys who still chase tail get into trouble. I'm 40, married, and haven't chased for over a decade, but I've noticed how much better women in their 40s have looked to me than ever before.