You'd clearly have to have some big balls.
That thing is just nuts!
Conversation between two girlfriends.
Susan: "Hey Jennifer, any ideas for what I can get Steve this year for Christmas? You know him, he has everything and I don't have a clue what he really wants anyway."
Jennifer: "Not sure. How about a subscription to Sports Illustrated?"
Susan: "Nah, he already has one!"
Jennifer: "Maybe the NHL center ice package? He likes hockey, right?"
Susan: "He already subscribes to that too!"
Jennifer: "Oh I know! How about a novelty backpack designed to look like a scrotum?"
Susan: "That's perfect! Thanks Jen. You're a doll!"