The Real Buffalo Joe

Man buys ring woman throws it away Same old thing happens everyday I'm down (I'm really down) I'm down (Down on the ground) I'm down (I'm really down) How can you laugh when you know I'm down (How can you laugh) When you know I'm down

Nice.

Golden rings (golden ring) with one tiny little stone Waiting there (waiting there) for someone to take you home By itself (by itself) it's just a cold metallic thing Only love can make a golden wedding ring

Like a lazy flowing river Surrounding castles in the sky And the crowd is growing bigger Listening for the happy sounds And I got to let them fly Woah, oh listen to the music Woah, oh listen to the music Woah, oh listen to the music All the time

I met this girl for the first time on Saturday night Standing in the queue at the Odeon alright Oh I took her by surprise When I gave her one of my lines She started smiling at me real fine (ha) That's when I said Can I sit next to you, girl Can I sit next to you, girl Can I sit next to you, girl Can I sit next to you, girl Can I sit next to you?

Well, I've heard my name A few times in your phone book (hello, hello) And I've seen it on signs where I've played But the only time I know I'll hear "David Allan Coe" Is when Jesus has his final judgment day

As I was motivatin' over the hill I saw Maybellene in a coup de ville. A Cadillac a-rollin' on the open road, Nothin' will outrun my V8 Ford. The Cadillac doin' 'bout ninety-five, She's bumper to bumper rollin' side by side. Maybellene, why can't you be true? Oh Maybellene, why can't you be true? You've started back doing the things you used to do. (Yes two Chuck Berry songs in a row. Fight me.)

For me it isn't a moral thing. I truly think he would tear down what's being built up. We have a developing QB. How do you think he's gonna react the first time Josh overthrows him? That wouldn't be good for anybody.

I'm rarely ever barefoot and always have my socks on. I put them on right out of the shower, and don't put my shoes on for another 15-20 minutes. So it's always Sock, sock, shoe shoe. But I rarely put them on all at once.

There she is again standin' over by the record machine Looking like a model on the cover of a magazine She's too cute to be a minute over seventeen Meanwhile I was thinkin' If she's in the mood no need to break it I got the chance and I oughta take it If she can dance we can make it C'mon queenie let's shake it Go, go, go, little queenie

Honestly, it seems to me the players are getting better, but the play calling is regressing.

Now-a I see you come down on the scene Oh foxy You make me want to get up and a scream Foxy, oh baby listen now I've made up my mind Yeah, I'm tired of wasting all my precious time You got to be all mine, all mine Foxy lady Here I come Foxy

Be cool if they played at least a game in Buffalo once a year. Even if it just ends up being preseason.

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Call me cynacal, but f*ck them. They abandon our city and wanna pay lip service 40 some years later?

This Little Light Of Mine, I'm gonna let it shine, This Little Light Of Mine, I'm gonna let it shine, This Little Light Of Mine, Yes, I'm gonna let it shine, Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine

Scrambled eggs Oh my baby how I love your legs Not as much as I love scrambled eggs Oh we should eat some scrambled eggs

The postman delivers a past due bill notice And the alarm clock rang two hours late The garbage man left all the trash on the sidewalk And the hinges fell off of the gate And this morning at breakfast I spilled on the coffee And I opened the door on my knee The last thing I needed the first thing this morning Was to have you walk out on me

That series started out strong, but got weaker every year. This year every single one had to throw in some sort of anti Trump joke. It's not that I'm a Trump fan. But it always seemed forced. The only thing I liked towards the last few years were the fan comment section.

Marching. Think about it. Our tax dollars go to pay for the military. Cool. We need protection. But how much time, and therefore, money, is invested in teaching every member of the military how to march, salute, etc. I guess it's a wax on/was off discipline thing, but like, it gets me heated thinking about it.

I was a dam builder Across the river deep and wide Where steel and water did collide A place called Boulder on the wild Colorado I slipped and fell into the wet concrete below They buried me in that great tomb that knows no sound But I am still around I'll always be around and around and around and around and around

Have mercy, been waitin' for the bus all day Have mercy, been waitin' for the bus all day I got my brown paper bag and my take-home pay Have mercy, old bus be packed up tight Have mercy, old bus be packed up tight Well, I'm glad just to get on and home tonight Right on, that bus done got me back Right on, that bus done got me back Well, I'll be ridin' on the bus till I Cadillac

I used to be the type of guy you described yourself as not being. I knew the whole roster like the back of my hand. Followed the NFL intently. Watched every Thursday Night game. Sundays were all football. Bills, 4:00 game, SNF game, and then MNF. Watched the entire draft. You get the picture. Ever since I met my wife, I still follow the Bills really intently, never miss a game. I'm still a huge Bills fan. But I honestly can't remember the last time I sat and watched a non Bills NFL game that wasn't the Super Bowl. It's not that I don't have time, I just don't care as much. If I'm gonna watch a football game where I don't have a dog in the fight, it's usual college. It's just how I naturally evolved. I don't care one way or the other about anthem protests. While I have my qualms with the leauges new rules and "soft" play, that's not what drives me away. Maybe it's because the Bills are actually good for the first time in a long time, so I don't feel like I have to go elsewhere to see good football.

She came in through the bathroom window Protected by a silver spoon But now she sucks her thumb and wanders By the banks of her own lagoon Didn't anybody tell her? Didn't anybody see? Sunday's on the phone to Monday Tuesday's on the phone to me

And the wind screams Mary Will the wind ever remember? The names it has blown in the past And with its crutch, its old age and its wisdom It whispers "no, this will be the last" And the wind cries Mary