MattyT

Did they do that song the German couple was playing in their car in Super Troopers?

I heard they also secretly switch jerseys during the middle of the game to get Denney more playing time.

I heard Gruden wants Horn to join Galloway and Hilliard in Tampa. Not to play football, but to start his fossil collection.

Not the only one. The only difference between them most of the time is a fresh pair of legs.

Breaking News out of Cincy: The Bengals have partnered with Chico's Bail Bonds as an exclusive sponsor for the '08-'09 season.

I applaud Cincy. This should be good for a few laughs. It's all about my entertainment.

Classic. Comedy gold.

I just bought a 360 and I'm not too happy about the $99 wireless network adapter (which I just found out about). I'm annoyed that this thing doesn't have wireless built-in like the other systems. I better be able to do this another way on the cheap.

If this isn't the naked wrestling scene from Borat, then I'm gonna be disappointed. (on second thought, maybe not disappointed)

Takeo Spikes with tee-ots.

I don't know what the heck just happened to me, but I was just at Target and I saw their deal on the Xbox. Picked one up w/a brand new copy of Madden (plus a $40 gift card). I had no intention of buying this thing when I walked into the store! Damn you Madden!

He may have a point. Come to think of it, I've never seen Tim Anderson and Kyle Williams at the same place at the same time. Did Tim Anderson practice Hinduism?

Fantastic. Fire up the new Madden game and make it happen.

Riiiiight. Chad Johnson is not someone you want to use as an example. Chad's words (or should I say Ray's words?) are correct of course, but I don't believe that they will guide him much further than a couple of losses this season. A couple of sideline explosions, media gaffs and some zany antics later he'll still be the same guy most of us have grown tired of. I'm convinced that, to an almost unhealthy degree, Chad's mentally ill. Check back in a few years (maybe even a couple months) and we'll see who's considered a better teammate..... Jason Peters or Chad Johnson.

They're great. Kind of the best of both worlds because after you click, you can hover all you want.

No doubt. Tho' the previous year was better.

That is my point. Not enough. But it probably won't be Roscoe's fault.

Put me in the camp for getting him the ball more. He's electric. Turk wants an offense based on YAC and that is something Roscoe does very well.

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See what happens when school is let out for summer and kids have nothing to do?

The South's chance to finally rise again. Give 'em hell Ivan Rebel.

Wow. Whole new meaning. Creeeeeepy meaning.

"PLAYOFFS! Don't talk about playoffs. Are you kidding me? PLAYOFFS?"

The fruits of the power of positive thinking.

Don't you mean "Main nailed....with a claw hammer!?!?"