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MattyT

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  1. Old shtick. Matthew Broderick did this in the '80s. Also... I heard that, as part of the plea bargain, they have to legally change their names to include an *.
  2. wet tbrush, apply paste, wet tbrush, brush....not sure why
  3. A slight variation on the famous Red Dawn defense.
  4. Journeyman? YEAR TM G 2002 CHI 8 2003 CHI 6 2004 CHI 14 2005 CHI 16 2006 CHI 16 2007 CHI 16 TOT 76 Wait. I just realized something. Journeyman doesn't mean what I thought it meant! I assumed a journeyman would be someone who had played for several teams. Something new every day. My bad.
  5. Agreed....it would have already happened.
  6. Take care millbank.
  7. I'll bring the pickle juice.
  8. I've seen this one!
  9. Not sure a fire on a homemade raft is such a "hot" idea.
  10. You get off to Gilligan's Island?
  11. Mine would be instructional videos: 1) How to build a raft out of common island findings 2) How to navigate waters without any instruments 3) How to make sushi
  12. Nobody's. Why? Who's dick juron?
  13. Oh moderator! I speak jive. Cutty say 'e can't HANG! Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
  14. Those of you that think this is some sort of unique American trait should really take a closer look at the rest of the world. Europe and Hong Kong in particular have many more active cell phone numbers than people.
  15. Sigh. That's gonna ruin my commute tomorrow.
  16. I guess sometimes the heading says it all. *shrug*
  17. Didn't know there is going to be a new version of Head Coach. I had very high hopes for the first one and it turned out to be terrible.
  18. Probably got it from Shawn Kemp. How ironic.
  19. Search by keyword "ironic" = Better
  20. Yesterday my 4 year old cousin drew a stick figure wearing a red football helmet on a page torn from the phone book. There is also a stain near the bottom from where he spit up some Fruit Loops. Who do I submit it to?
  21. This POS from today's "edition" might help his argument though... Extraordinary moment aside, Tyree would be a good inconspicuous Bill
  22. Henny Youngman would be proud of this thread title... All good suggestions in here so far...
  23. Blue horseshoe loves Anacot Steel
  24. Bingo. The number of Cowboy fans coming from Canada is a drop in the bucket compared to the number of Browns fans that are willing to drive a short distance to see their team play on Monday night.
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