MattyT

I heard Geraldo Rivera will be broadcasting live from the alien's vault.

John Hodgman?

I wouldn't say that you messed it up. Early-adopters are used to paying a premium for a quality product.

No worries. You can stream it from the web site.

Isn't this the guy who got arrested at the Canadian border with the blood splattered chain saw?

I farted. News at 11.

James Hardy Scoring 36 TDs which is third in Big Ten Conference history - $0 Catching 191 balls to shatter the school record of 170 - $0 Holding the all-time record at Indiana for receiving yards with 2,740 - $0 Over-reaction to Hardy getting out-jumped once during voluntary Organized Team Activities - Priceless

We need Nancy Grace on this ASAP.

I didn't click the link, but that better not be a picture of your junk.

I wonder if Greer is going to show up every once and awhile and cut the power to Dante's house.

Lighten up, Volmering.

I heard this is the guy that originally posed for the bag-over-the-head emoticon.

In a completely unrelated story, a man was apprehended on Whitner's property and accused of attempting to break into his basement. The suspect was a middle-aged Caucasian with brown hair with a $5 haircut, who was wearing a gray hoodie which featured the New England Patriots* logo.

Hamden gives some of these guys a "chargasm."

I think the operative phrase here is "safety help." I doubt the OP really intends Schweigert to be our starting safety.

Disgruntled? Nonsense. I expect Peters to be fully-gruntled by the start of training camp.

Maybe the Bills will get to host the big game someday....in Toronto.

Not sure...but do you think we can use the stop-loss policy to bring back Pat Williams?

They haven't announced it yet, but Jim McNally quit coaching because he will be our starting left tackle this year. DOOOOMED!

Post of the day. Stay safe and thanks for your service.

Says the guy w/ 50% of the posts in the Lost thread...

Is Evans his agent or something? Seems like he speaks on JPs behalf more often than JP speaks on JPs behalf.

Thats bettur then Captain Coma.

I was gonna start a new thread, but this one suits me just fine... WTF is going on in Miami? First Ricky quits football to become a zen master and supreme pothead, the team drafts a punt returner in the first round, and now Jason Taylor goes on to ESPN and says the following: “In 10 years from now, when I’m 43 years old, I’m hoping that people are talking more about the things I’ve done in the film business than what I did in football or dancing.” http://www.palmbeachpost.com/blogs/content...de_the_dolphins This recent era of Dolphins football is just too precious to even deserve to be considered a rival for the Bills.

Go wagon.