erynthered

What? He was just turning the other cheek.

A man entered a bar and ordered a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot served him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied "150", and the robot proceeded to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, bio mimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities. The customer was very impressed and thought, "This is really cool." He decided to test the robot. He walked out of the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot served him the perfectly prepared drink and asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "about a 100." Immediately the robot started talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts. Really impressed, the man left the bar and decided to give the robot one more test. He headed out and returned, the robot served him and asked, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot said...really slowly, "So............... ya gonna vote for Hillary in 2008?"

(rim shot) Pun intended.

Maybe Dr. Ruth can help you with that load.

RMPL, eh?

After you donate, they'll send you a card that tells you your blood type and cholesterol levels.

His thread has more looks, more posts, and more pages. Probably has more prayers too. How far have we fallen, sad.

Any news?

Here they are, slow loading. http://www.di2.nu/files/Muhammed_Cartoons_...nds_Posten.html

Well Sean did go to " There's no SCUM without UM" school.

There should also be an UGLY tax. And make me in charge of levying said tax on the UGLY Americans. I have a feeling Tenn. and Kentugly would be the highest taxed states in the union. Just think of that revenue.

I hate this thread.

Wayne Fontes

Blacksmiths tee off with a one iron?

PM Tennyboy. He just got back from there recently. Ooops, here he is.

http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commen...omment-opinions

What the worse that can happen? He'd tell you to e-uck off?

I saw that on the news the other day. I wonder if Len Bias got a three second violation? (yeah, I know about LB, its just a point)

Do you need help crossing the street too?

Sorry, couldn't help it. What are you trying to do? An avatar or post a pic? If its a pic you have to have the secret password from SDS in order to be able to do that.

A buddy of mine works at the Ford stamping plant. He gets $35 an hour to sweep floors.

Try this

Take your own advice.

Rove erased it, and he is watching me, shhh.