erynthered

I guess the humor eluded you. I tried to put my usual sarcasm in it. I must be slipping. But then again, look who I'm responding to.

How low can the liberal media sink. So sad.

It said CHRISTMAS TREE, not holiday tree.

Something tells me you got a whole hell of a lot of pudding then. Cause they say if you do it, it'll stunt your growth.

Get er done. At least he didnt spike it.

I used to live across the street from Mammy's. Great wings. Went to school with a couple of them. Hell, I think its forth generation working there now.

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So you're the breakfast meal poster?

I know, I felt dirty just saying that, even in fun. BTW, !@#$ the gators and their kitty bowl they're playing in. GO NOLES!!

Maybe giving out locations of our battle ships in the middle East? j/k

I can. But not for long it seems, check this out VA. http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=2258661 Thanks Hops

I'm not really erynthered either, GO GATORS!!!

I'm gonna smack you with a 1 Iron, wait?

Bah humbug, Piss off

Joe Paterno and Bobby Bowden are almost 80, should they retire? Your argument about age has holes all over it. Its all about who you surround yourself with. That's what GG was saying about being a good administrator. I will say this though. I dont want Marv as the Bills head Coach.

"I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me!" "Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running." "Win if you can, lose is you must, but ALWAYS cheat!" "Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?"

How'd your elbow taste?

Nice post, but you already knew that.

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See, Mickey? Tenny made a funny out of it. Nice work Tenny, funnyshiit

You used to just ignore shiit like that Mickey, maybe thats your answer.

To many to list here. Though this one comes to mind: " Provoke him "

Look out for the angry mob. Union posters to follow. I hear that bus drivers in NY make between $25 and $35 dollars an hour. True?

Where in there, does it say that Democrats are stupid? It was easy to see that the tongue was placed firmly into the check. Hook, line and sinker, Mickster