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If you do, I want the Lego's, K?

You're being way to kind. Hey Dog, whats the lock for next week?

For anyone who's had ACL surgery, (I've had two ) could you imagine not having one and playing in the NFL? The guy is amazing. Link: http://insider.espn.go.com/proxy/proxy.dll...%3fid%3d1909641

So you didnt read your own post? BTW, cut Eric Molds!!

I loved it how the "Old ball Coach" smashed the Gators to the ground. First time since 1939 that the Gamecocks had beaten the Gators. Nice

You work?

Or maybe they should read this: "In the first place we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the man's becoming in very fact an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag, and this excludes the red flag, which symbolizes all wars against liberty and civilization, just as much as it excludes any foreign flag of a nation to which we are hostile...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people." Theodore Roosevelt 1907

Na, I posted it as a public service announcement for the amateurs out there. After all it is Friday and the Bill's are at Home this weekend.

One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. Three Star Hangover (***) Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you haven't pee'd once. Four Star Hangover (****) Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five ***** you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom. Five Star Hangover (*****) You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now... THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Specificity British Constitution Passive-aggressive disorder Loquacious Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Thanks, but I don't want to have sex Nope, no more booze for me Sorry, but you're not really my type Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

Irv, Tom and Ed were there tooking away with everybody else?

He's a Red Sux fan too.

The first picture looks as if the girl on the right may be touching herself. You sure she's not a Carolina Cheerleader?

I forgot some: REBEL WITHOUT A CONDOM RAIDERS OF THE LOST ORGASIM CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE FEMALE KIND THE SILENCE OF THE FELLAITO BEND-HER DANCES WITH WOLVES NAKED THE DEAR HUNTER MY FAIR LADY SWALLOWS GOODFELLAS MEETS GOODGIRLS UNFORGIVEN PENITRATION YANKEE DOODLES RANDY AND CANDY

BONE WITH THE WIND LAWRENCE OF URANIS SOME LIKE IT HOT & JUCICY THE AFRICAN QUEER ONE FLEW OVER THE rooster'S NEST RAGING BULL BALLS DR. STRANGELOVE BONNIE AND CLIMIDIA MR. SMITH GOES DOWN ON TED WASHINGTON ANNIE BALL'S REAR WINDOW KING KONG MEETS VIAGRA SNOW WHITE DOES THE SEVEN DWARFS BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE ASSFACED KID Ooops, sorry about the cap's

I think he told me once, that he drinks it because its $3.99 a case.

Yeah, but he's drinking Old Milwaukee. Piss water.

Rumor here in Tampa is, that they were doing Coke, not having sex....... The call ins on Talk Radio here have been hilarious.

Too !@#$ing funny, damn, whooooooa!!

True, very disturbing. I never knew

" I want my Maypo "

I wonder why those patsy fans don't come around as often as they used to. Geeeze, they said they would, even if they started losing. I guess they lied, I'm shocked. Maybe 4-4 is why, not sure though.

Nice pick up Ramius. Oh, the irony

Half the stadium looked empty in the third Q. They've got the most loyal fans, don't they?

Yeah, no shiit.

5'5 136 LB's, damn she's pretty big. The other is 103 LB's