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I kinda like Michelle Malkin

Can you imagine the ads that will be on TV in Indy? "Cum get lubed up at Lucas Oil Stadium" " Come try our new beer at Lucas Oil Stadium, 10W-40 Colt 45 " " Colts are greased lightning at Lucas Oil Stadium " ooops

Sick, fcking sick. This guy should be shot. http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/7502034/detail.html

Breathtaking....Dont miss it. http://www.lakehotel.com/ringofkerry.htm

Almost exactly a year ago. Wild.

Hmm, I wonder if scraps and Ed killed each other.

Jump the shark? Here? What are you on drugs? I liked Braveheart, they had cool shovels.

So what kind of shovel will be used to bury him?

If you remember The Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this will bring a tear to your eyes, or not. These great questions and answers are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and (often) dull as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course. Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. Q. According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A Rose Marie: No, wait until morning. Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"? A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty. Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"? A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment. Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking? A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget. Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? A. Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year? A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries. Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score? A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy. Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other? A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures. Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom. Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls? A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out. Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do? A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark? Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark. Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army. Q. While visiting China, your tour guide starts shouting "Poo! Poo! Poo!" What does this mean? A. George Gobel: Cattle crossing. Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it? A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected. Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth. Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex? A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him. Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? A. Charley Weaver: His feet. Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed? A. Paul Lynde: Point and Laugh.

Halliburton Shovel Company? Its owned by the U.A.E though.

Hey, take you sexual innuendos back to your fox hole, buddy.

I'll agree with KRC, Bush needed to use his veto power to cut spending, and he hasn't used it once. Also, I think the port deal could have been handled better. His photo op on the Aircraft carrier. His nomination of Harriet Miers. His FEMA idiot Dave Brown. Giving up on Social Security reform. There's more.

He posts on the PPP board. Read his posts, they'll blow your mind.

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06055/660716.stm

Young Buns Gisum He wore a yellow ribbon Going South

Sorry, Hows this " The Good, the Baaaad and the sheep"

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

HIGH NOONER JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON TRUE, HE GRITS THE MAN WHO SHOT ALL OVER LIBERTY VALANCE HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG THE WILD BRUNCH HE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON THE LEGEND OF THE LONG RANGER DOC'S HOLIDAY WITH BILLY THE KID VERY RAW HIDE LONESOME DOUG THE HOARSE SOLDIERS DESTRY RIDES AGAIN... AND AGAIN MCCABE AND MR. MILLER A FISTFUL OF NED HI, PLAINS DRIFTER! QUICKLY DOWN UNDER BAREBACK MOUNTING BONE-NANZA DON'T MESS WITH TEX' ASS HOME ON THE RANGER OKLAHOMO LITTLE BATHHOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE PRANCES WITH WOLVES

Minorities Hit Hardest by Brian Williams NBC 02/12/06 As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White House, the snow continued to pile up on the many poor and African American victims who could not afford to get out of town or to safety in Florida. Crucial supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn and dark rum, so essential to surviving the stress of any major snowstorm, lay in stores undelivered. "Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shoveled so I can get out to buy my danged lottery tickets!" said one D.C. resident from his living room. "Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be spending it here on me?" Progressive blogs blasted the President for his inaction. "We find the timing terribly suspicious, just as the Domestic Spying hearings kick into high gear, what happens? A major northeast Blizzard. Why now?" wrote one blogger. Hearings into the Blizzards' effect on hearings are almost a certainty. Howard Dean has suggested he will call for an investigation once his new medications kick in and John Kerry took a break from the sporting activities of the glamorous super-rich in some exotic locale (random choice: Ice Sailing in Finland) to call for new legislation outlawing snowstorms. "The Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again. I have always been a staunch supporter of anti-snow legislation, except for certain locations where I ski. Snow has no business on our roads and the President and Congress knows that." Calls for impeachment over "SnowGate" as some are calling it already are mounting as deeply as the snow itself, and what will be discovered underneath will prove to have a truly chilling effect on the Republicans, as the inevitable thaw proceeds. Or something like that. More breaking news...... Al Sharpton wants an investigation as to why snow is ALWAYS white. Cheney has stock in Tru-Value Hardware. Do you have any idea how many SNOW SHOVELS they sold today to the unsuspecting consumer? I demand to know why FEMA has been so late in reacting to this storm. THEY KNEW IT WAS COMING! And yet they failed to have crews in place to fix the electricity as soon as it went off. It just shows that Bush and the Republicans just don't care about the people in the N.E. The Senate needs to investigate this with administration people under oath. I'll bet that the great junior senator from N.Y. has opened the doors of her home to all of the heatless poor of her neighborhood and is busy baking cookies for them while her husband applies body heat to the nearly frozen teen-aged girls.

16 of the 24 have already skated. Results can be found if you want them.

Nor the ATF.

I bet they have a "Plan" for taking it down.

I'm sinking dats funny!!

Given your 10,000 posts, placing you 18th overall on the list while I languish far back in the pack at 44th, I think it both hypocritical and a cheap shot to go on about wasting time posting opinions. You do plenty of that. If your purpose was to stir up trouble, why are you so prickly about having done just that? 608794[/snapback] Prickly? Thanks for playing.

Crunch the numbers a little more Mick. Look at the numbers for the last year, as far as posting over here or the whole board period. Then compare it to my first two years. If you going to quote shiit like that, get it right. Sorry I don't have diarrhea of the computer like yours seems to have lately. I used to post a lot more over here, and you know that. Mostly I just read the the re-regurgitated shiit over here. So your inane argument is just that, stupid. You thought I endorsed the writers viewpoint? As far as the "schizo", I thought it was funny, and was looking to stir some shiit up.