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A couple years back we had a guy at work we called the "Phantom Pooper". He'd flush a toilet then stuff a whole roll of toilet paper into the bottom of it to make sure there was actually no water in it, then take a dump on top of that. What the hell would possess a person to do that?

And apparently when cops stopped traffic again last night for some more cleanup a 4 car pile-up ensued: http://www.whec.com/news/stories/S3091919.shtml?cat=565

Dermatologist has some freeze spray that will take it off blood-free in a few days.

When saying ANYTHING "sounds delightful"

Parking at Sutherland is key.

I was just at a few of 'em - Ka'anapali on Maui & Waikiki on Oahu.

I'm heading there today

It was a TERRIBLE decision.

http://news.yahoo.com/lightbox/female-surfers-beneath-the-waves-1371590640-slideshow/

Oh common man:

I've never heard that one. Isn't he a ginger?

Dammit, now Jason Alexander is my only famous look-alike...

I just remember walking into the drs office with the "test sample" in the provided cup inside a brown paper bag, and wondering if the receptionist chick thought "I know what this guy's morning was like".

I wasn't sure I'd live to see this day.

Thanks for that!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8mILPqwesNE

1972 called - they want their top 10 list back.

On one side, the tube kept turtling and pulling back in making the doc keep fishing around for it. The nurse had a look on her face like "oh man you're gonna feel THAT in a few hours". Afterwords I was told I'd have more swelling and bruising than normal. I don't know what normal is, but I sure had some swelling and bruising.

I dunno about "no" scalpel, but when mine was done probably 9 years ago, I got 2 small incisions (one on each side) thru which the tubes were pulled, cut, sealed off, and re-inserted. The local anaesthetic was worse than the actual thing, although you feel some pulling and you know what he's up to so that's still pretty nasty.

After a VERY thourough investigation, I can confirm that yes, she has both those things. It was tough, exhausting work but I felt it was necessary for the fine denizens of Off The Wall to know the real story.

Superb! And don't apologize for wanting to experience it first hand rather than thru a lens. I've actually stopped recording our life experiences - I want to enjoy them live as they happen rather than watching them on TV later.

Awesome.

I'm getting dizzy from watching just keep spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning

After 9/11, I was told I could not bring in my clear plastic backpack because C4 could be hidden in the straps. So I cut them off. I also pointed out that my seat cushion could hold 4 bricks of it... Glad they finally caught up. I bet that the sporran that goes with my kilt would be considered a fanny pack and is now outlawed.