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Q-tip? And how can you stand swimming in the ocean? When I go to the beach and risk getting in the water I either a) get water in my eyes and then can't wipe my eye because my hands are wet too or b)step on something; one time I stepped on a sting ray.

If you do steroids, you could easily lift 20 more pounds! No, they go 3,1,2,4.

I stopped reading after this and knowing the article didn't get much better. All the teams that got beat by Tebow gave up or were one of those teams that weren't fighting for anything, i.e. the Dolphins, Vikings, etc. Then when the he got some rep, it was one of those cases where the uniform and number beat the other team. That's only because we would copy and paste it onto a Word document. Did you know we joined on the same day? So that means that we are the twins of TBD and that we are connected. (Reminds me of that one all-state commercial)

You guys are making me regret waiting to get my driver's permit. My story is when I was around 7-9 years old. I was up in Buffalo (I used to go up there every summer when I was a kid) and I was visiting my Grandpa, who lives in Lackawanna. Since I was a train fanatic then, he took my sister and me to the Fran&Ceils that was in the area and we went to the train tracks right before the steel factory. He said that everyday around when the church-bell-thing struck 3, all the trains would pass by the area and sure enough there was 1 or two trains every 10 minutes. Anyways, after we finished our ice cream, he taught us what happens when you put pennies on a train track when a train goes by. He gave both my sister and me 5 pennies to try out. Well since there were 3 tracks at the one conjunction(?) I split my pennies and put them on the two outside tracks and my sister put hers on the inside track. So after a minute or so, I hear the train whistle coming from the left and I realize that it was coming on the track nearest to us, where my sisters pennies weren't. The train was moving pretty slow so I bolted for the tracks and pick up two of my sister's pennies, thinking I was helping. As I picked them up, I hear a train whistle coming from the right, turning the bend (I'm not sure if any of you are familiar with the area but on the right side of the road, the tracks take a sharp turn around the corner and disappears behind the vegetation) and it was coming fast. So in one quick motion, I stoop down, and in one motion putt down the pennies in my hand on the closer track, and jump. (Thinking back on it, I think I jumped because I saw this one older movie with my mom where the guys foot gets stuck on the railroad track and he gets run over by a train. I don't think he died, only lost his leg but the way the movie edited it, it seemed like he died.) I clear the track and slide down the hill of stones and get up, beginning to run when I hear an 18 wheeler horn. I look up and there's this truck that I didn't see about 5 yards away from me. I think that if I kept on running, I was going to get run over. The truck driver waves me across, and I jog across the street, feeling like a dumb ass. As I look at my grandpa, I see him taking off his belt and I knew was going to get it; couldn't sit for the next day. For some reason, I still liked going to the spot to watch trains and flatten pennies when I go up there but every time I hear an 18 wheeler horn, I get the chills.

Why aren't the videos in order? Unless that's how you count, then its perfectly acceptable.

I can sense Roger Goodell is making sure his suspension pen is flowing nicely and all warm.

The 2nd pats* game?

His name is Cordy Glenn, not "Mcordy" so your argument is invalid

Prolly want a cracker?

Twice.

Publix is a good place. I've don't really remember Wegman's so I can't compare the two but Publix has good chicken, subs, meats, sushi, and pretty good prices. The bakery's a good place too but it doesn't compare to the donuts up in Buffalo.

No. My heart aged 30 years with that game and the Pats game the next week.

This is very true. That's the probably the biggest reason why at least one team goes from worst to first every year.

I love that show. I haven't been able to watch the last season though and it makes me so mad!

We won't be catching you betting at all!

When will I learn this because I may or may not have a friend that could use this tip on a few people.

It still made have been too much. You can't make a first impression twice. Also, I don't have a Facebook but if you think about it, its a place where you can talk with friends and share stuff with them all at once. If she thinks like this, she might have gotten the wrong message and thought you just wanted to be friends. Always use your cell phone for stuff like this; they feel that its much more personal and therefore makes them think higher of you.

Well, see, as someone has posted, if you messaged her for 6 months, on facebook nonetheless, you are probably in her friendzone. So can we have a moment of silence for a fallen trooper that goes by the acronym of MDP?

40% rushing, 60% passing. I tend to believe that Freddy will get more runs and screens that are thrown backwards.

The guy kept slipping and then they leave the bag. Talk about screwing up the mission.

I don't really get Minecraft. My friend tried to get me to play it and it seems like something for 7 year olds who accidently turned the quality to low and have no idea how to change it back.

Commas, they're important.

He had to do something in his free time.

I must agree, once again, that our defense will do wonders for our offense. "If we see the playoffs, it will be on the shoulders of our gigantically talented defense." ~Sir Isaac Newton

My new avatar.