Optometric Insight

Taking a stroll on the wild side, perhaps?

Oh, I see we have a comedian in the thread.

Because she jumped up there and the couch is bouncy.

I remember when our dog first jumped up on the couch. Usually that was the safe zone when she was chasing us but one day she jumped up there and bounced off the back of the coach.

I don't see why he couldn't. But he doesn't save a roster spot. I don't see why people are wanting to cut this guy because the coaches didn't use him enough in the wildcat due to the extremely short offseason and the injuries at WR. He was a pretty decent WR and got the Top play in the AFC East last. All in all, you can't cut players after one year, especially when that one year was tough for incoming free agents. Should we cut Mario and Anderson if they don't perform well so we can sign Andy and Jairus?

You know where Ryan Fitzpatrick is going after the season? DISNEY WORLD!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKh6XxYbbIc&feature=related

So they're gorgeous because they have big balls?

Its ironic because I'm allergic to honey and whenever I take it for a dry throat, it swells up and becomes even itchier than before!

I'm pretty sure I have one of these helmets for baseball. I couldn't feel a thing when getting hit in the head, just a loud THUD!

Who knows? Maybe the Bills will be able to play in the Super Bowl at the Ralph. They've been open to going to colder cities, like NY but it is a bit of a stretch. Has any team actually played in their own stadium for the Super Bowl?

Play for field position. Run the short game with all eleven players 10 yards away from each other for most plays. Run a lot and for passing, throw lots of slants, curls, comeback routes (?), and dimes. Have the QB mix up the pump fakes; sometimes pump it once and throw, twice and throw, or maybe don't pump at all but mix it up, be creative with it. Also, get a good punter that downs it inside the five consistently so you can score off of safeties or get good chance to block the punt. If neither of these things happen, you get good field position.

I remember seeing a picture of Mark Anderson on the Bills website in the gallery for one of the OTA practices. First time I actually saw him and found out that he wasn't white...

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On the note of dogs attacking things: Me, my mom, and my sister were taking my pet Shi-tzu, Dotty, for a walk. Half way around the block, my mom said to run home so you can get in better shape for ROTC and that she would see me there. It should have only taken them 10 minutes to get home but 20 minutes later I see my sister running up the street and saying that Dotty was just attacked by 2 big dogs. So I grab my bike and I retrace my steps and see my mom with Dotty, who is laying on the ground, and a lady walking away. All panicky, I jump off my bike and run to Dotty and see if she was okay. My mom said that the two dogs, a pit bull and some much bigger dog, were jumping on top of her and trying to bite her neck; one actually pinned her down and had her off the ground, like a dog does with its toy. There was no puncture wounds around the scruff of her neck and no blood, dog slobber everywhere though. Dotty apparently fought back and held her own with a little help from my mom hitting the attackers with the poop bag. The parents and my sister went to the house where the incident took place and are going to talk to the people; my parents said something about calling the cops but I don't know if that actually happened. I'm sitting here, comforting my traumatized dog and making sure there are no other wounds and telling you guys about this to see if there is anything else we should do. The only thing I worry about for my dog is when we take her for a walk again and what will happen if she sees another dog. Will she tug on the leash and start barking viciously or will she just cower away? I also feel super guilty about the whole thing, feeling like it was my own fault. I know I should always be around them when its getting a little bit dark out but my mom was urging me to take a run, getting a bit on the loud side so I caved. I know if I was there, though, that the dogs wouldn't have touched Dotty. I would like to say that I would've done something a whole lot quicker than mom by picker her up at the sight of the dogs rushing towards us or kicking the dogs when looking back on it. Actually, the first thing I asked is if she thought about picking Dotty but she obviously didn't, which I don't blame her for. I know I'll definitely have a few nightmare about this, though. EDIT: Mom did call the animal control guys.

That's not as bad as the guy with the largest scrotum.

I wish they would show the PI before Jackson's 1 yard TD run. That was pretty important since it did get us a chunk of yards.

My older brother just turned forty and lives up in Tampa. So... no.

Well you're a lot like my dad, thought he beat me to this board. And at least you couldn't be fully blamed for my stupidity/ "naive ignorance"

Mom? Wait, I just asked. Its Renee

Are you sure you're not my father?

See, its funny if because you spelled "ignore" wrong.

Yeah, that was my goal when I joined, to bring a new perspective but insight sounded catchier. Have you seen the snakes, mosquitoes, and drivers down here? That's scary.

When I found out about the place I took a look... I took into hell. Never even going to think about posting there, one reason being they speak Greenglish (a mixture of Greek and English)

Way to use a perfectly good hope on something that will never happen... ... cuz they're going to be GREAT!!