Dan Gross

Dave Barry's blog is featuring Rita updates from Walter, the Walrus Penis bone.

yes, also a coppre, even though it's made of mostly zink.

round up to a penyn, or, if you're using VABills math, a dollra.

That's right. I charge VABills $1. BTW, where's that $20 you owe me?

You sound jealous...

He was concerned that MM left the scoring opportunity to the most inaccurate passer in the league...

No, the plaque says: "I'm done forever you !@#$ing faggot!"

tune into sci-fi channel at 9 to see real ghosts that are about 5 minutes from my house... and he was an extra mature type that gave up name-calling in first grade...

B.harami knows more about music than Bob Mould. Bob Mould is the most inaccurate guitar player ever.

Getting ready for this weekend now I see...? Gosh, posts about your avatars are so lost on people perusing the archives...

I don't know if I want to see yours in all its glory...

Happy Birthday nod!

So, you're saying you like your men...ahem..."un-cut?"

The Stadium Wall is the most inaccurate sports-related site on the World Wide Web.

It's not only defined what the coaches wear, but also I believe the networks are pretty much required to show a certain number of "logo shots" per game. Gotta make sure to show you who made it in case you want one...

Don't be so tense...

Just call her a DCP. The world needs more TLA's...

In a week? You'd make the weather-vane proud... And, BTW, so far you are 0 for 2 in this year's prediction, though to give you credit you have the record right...so far... And you've been noting how inaccurate he's been all through the pre-season? Hmmmmmmm.....

I'd take the over if the number were sixty, but yes the under if it were 100, Joe. BTW, the first quote in your sig is from 2004. I didn't even get into all the posts acknowledging that JP would make rookie mistakes when he first started and how people needed to be patient....

But you're never too old to make insinuations about someone's mother, eh?

I won't believe we will beat the Falcons until B.harami says we will beat the Falcons....

My wife and I sat down over the weekend and just about got ourselves caught up, starting with Season 1, Ep. 5....Part of our problem was that we forgot to change the defaults when setting up the season pass and so when we got more than five weeks behind we were getting episodes deleted...couldn't watch season one until the summer re-runs (picked up the remainder during a marathon Sci-Fi ran). Finally had time to watch them...

This from the person who said: "Losman and McGahee will take us to a Super Bowl. MARK MY WORDS!" Oh, and BTW you were talking about being correct in your predictions, except they were predicated on JPL coming in and helping the Bills win the last five games of the season...weren't they?

There's a fine line between stupid and clever.

From the Gamebook: 1-7-HST 7 (3:33) 7-J.Losman pass incomplete to 82-J.Reed. Overthrown, receiver in rear right corner of end zone. Timeout #1 by BUF at 03:27. 1-10-BUF 20 (9:09) 80-A.Johnson right tackle to BUF 18 for 2 yards (24-T.McGee, 59-L.Fletcher). Reverse, handoff from D.Carr. PENALTY on BUF-98-R.Edwards, Defensive Holding, 5 yards, enforced at BUF 18. X4 Timeout #2 by BUF at 08:52. 1-2-BUF 2 (7:26) PENALTY on HST-8-D.Carr, Delay of Game, 5 yards, enforced at BUF 2 - No Play. Timeout #3 by BUF at 07:16. 4-1-BUF 1 (6:44) 8-D.Carr right end for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN. R6 3-K.Brown extra point is GOOD, Center-48-B.Pittman, Holder-7-C.Stanley. Gamebook's probably wrong though, because VABills says so...two of the timeouts were on that TD drive...