Dan Gross

Well, I guess that's $0.04 that GG made... 0.06 if you include my image search... Edit: Here's her Publicity shot.

Jill Wagner?

A skeleton walks into a bar and says "Give me a beer and a mop."

Lonnie Johnson! No wait, his middle name is "friggin' "....

Well, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me...

Only if he wants a visit from Child Protective Services the next day.

You must have missed it. It was right after the part where he said he saw Chris Berman on the grassy knoll....If you hear him talking about the Sabres making a surprise mid-season change back to the Blue and Gold, then you've gone too far...

This post is a square peg in a round hole. Did Salisbury have any details on who would be starting at CB? I'd be interested in knowing if we re-sign Clements.

With the stuff I see posted here, stuff that people took the time to think about and type, including some of my own gems, I find it hard pressed to take the kid to task for saying the first thing that came to his mind in response to a question. Last I checked, he isn't doing the White House press briefings, he isn't the one who is scheduled to do my lobotomy next week, he's getting paid to run around a field with a ball. [/rant]

...says the man with the Obi-Wan Bruschi avatar...

...and the missing challenge...

If not for a wrongly-blown whistle....IIRC...

through and threw. Parity and parody (though it's kinda funny) trade and tarde. and, yes, calling an end-around a reverse is annoying too.

Buenos tardes to you too.

I'm not stuck, he's the only example of a current QB you gave that is better all-around QB than Tom Brady because of his long-ball throwing. You still, as usual, dodged the actual point about your QB ratings numbers appear to be wrong, and that they are actually reasonable (and far from being the worst in the league....). So we know that Peyton didn't have to throw the "long ball" the last couple years as much because he had a reputation , what have you to say about the discrepency in the QB rating?

Where are you getting that rating? I plugged the ESPN Numbers (6/23, 214 yards, 3 TD's, 1 INT) into two different calculators and both times came up with 87.32. Calculator 1 and Calculator 2. Now if you are serious about comparing him to Peyton Manning, his numbers are 3/17, 79 yards, 3 TD, 2 INT, for a rating of 46.45. If you're talking about last year, then yeah, his numbers weren't great, but if you measure greatness by the "number of long-ball attempts" he threw more passes over 20 yards than Manning last year as well as this year (82 to 64)....

As far as I know it will be the ESPN "scab" crew. I heard Maguire say that they weren't going to do the two/weekend this year, that the main crew would do the Sunday night game and someone else would do the Saturday night....

or his pants...

Happy Birthday Kiddo. Lots of Libras...January is the middle of winter, isn't it?

"Who put these deck chairs here?! They're supposed to go over there! Move 'em, now! And don't give me some sorry excuse about having to push them uphill!"

??? Family edition has been running....I have 3 or 4 TIVO'd up...was that a short one?....is this a new family edition?

Grown from a culture is more like it...

Well, happy un-birthday, thou vile tosser of stevestojan.

? HOU 22 Carries TB 13 carries (2.6 YPC - This is the #1 rushing D in the NFL....) Atl 27 Carries NO 16 Carries MIA 31 Carries NYJ 29 Carries So your 10-15 carries more is true in two cases, one against the #1 rushing D. Overall (including Shaud and others, but not including Losman, since no one can agree on how many of his rushes were designed) rush/pass ratio certainly was the highest against the Jets, but we were getting 6+ YPC in the first half...Interestingly, even with being behind, the TB game was the only game where our Rush/Pass ratio decreased in the second half.

Did it fit over his helmet or was he allowed to take it off while in detention?