Dan Gross

That was horrid. I was there, section 106. My first Sabres game and they fall f-l-a-t. Noronen must have put his mask on backwards...he couldn't stop a shot from stojan's grandmother...

Actually, it's one of those "Top THirty" lists...

Goes well with this. I'd suggest a double-dose for Limp Noodle.

Another 17 words for you: "Sorry son but you waited too long, nothing else we can do. We will have to amputate."

Oh, great, now we're wishing Happy Birthdays to the Stiller trolls?! Just kidding, have a great one, Lisa.

Wow, does that mean they'll take the Sports Machine off the air, or will it be limited to reporting on gymnastics and figure skating?

Oh, so you're suggesting we try Willis on the old option play....

That you'll have to go through the play-by-plays for...I'm only working from the splits.

erynthered, on the other hand, has been strangely quiet....

11 of the 28 "carries" (runs + catches, factored into the 20%) are on 3rd and 3 or longer...

Yup, that's how it goes. Say nothing, and you have no "heart," no "attitude." Say something, and you have an attitude problem. Welcome to the retard rollercoaster....

And how has McGahee managed to run with the ball on 20% of the Bills' 3rd down attempts if he isn't even on the field...?

Just like Tom Landry....

Oh, yeah, Marv, I remember he cut a player just for looking at him wrong. That Marv, he really worked the players. Didn't they call training camp "Camp Marv" because it was like a Boot Camp? Yeah, we need a coach with nads, like Marv...

Um, yeah, $h*t flows downhill, but yet you seemed to stop one step short of the peak...and where do you get that McGahee is "mailing it in," and that it is due to his relationship with the coach rather than his general "devil-may-care" attitude?

Hey, the Broncos are winning...why not jump back over...?

Show me a quarterback who can throw a football further than 200 yards....Oh, you mean you have proof somewhere that JP is incapable of having a football game in which he throws for more than 200 yards? I'd like to see that proof. He hasn't yet in his long and distinguished career, but then again, Drew couldn't for 11 out of 16 of the games last year as well. More a mindset than a proclamation. As he said, if you go out on the field thinking you are second best, you will be second best. Ummmm, yeah, I would hope that from a 10+ year veteran behind a strong offensive line...your point?

Ahhhhhh, so there's your interest in "Mad Mike." You're looking for someone who goes through the roof at every perceived slight/threat/sign of concern....

You can actually delete your own topics here...."moderation options" pulldown, lower left of the screen....you spoiled the fun too soon.

"Kevin Gilbride has agreed to return as offensive coordinator to help the comeback of QB Gary Marangi." "Buffalo Bills' Owner Ralph Wilson calls press conference to announce hiring of new Buffalo Bills GM [iCE/BF/e-dog/DeeRay/etc]"

"DOOOOMED!"? "I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit."? What?

What's funny to me about the Jeopardy bit (besides all the college nerds that don't know WoW) is the fact that the Leeroy Jenkins reference went completely over Alex's head (probably thought he was a real hero in the game), while the writers back stage were sharing in a huge nerd laugh...

Well, I guess I'll be seeing Thornton's first game as a Shark on Friday then...

Dumb dude and a multi-player online game....Picture a bunch of guys playing a game as a team on the Net, having to face a difficult foe, carefully planning the attack, and one of them goes running in.... EDITED TO IFILM VERSION Or watch this video.

Having said that, I may likely back out...