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Dan Gross

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  1. ...and that's why you didn't start a silent thread for the squirrel you sh--.
  2. I wouldn't say so...I saw it happen at least a dozen times on CHiPS...
  3. It's his yearly pre-season ritual. He's helping himself to samples from the "Company Store," trying to find something that will stabilize him for the upcoming season...eventually he'll find something that will return him to the just plain old "surly" state that we're all used to....
  4. I had to read it about 3 times before I realized that "accident, then rescue, then boom" was implied rather than explicitly stated.
  5. Yeah, but even "Drug Free Schools" have Dust-off, whip cream, etc in them... I think the point was that if you succeed at keeping drugs away from the kids, they'll just find other means to "get high." It's not really about legality as availability.
  6. Please everyone, heed the voice of experience. NG speaks of what he obviously has intimate knowledge of... What Gavin really needs is Retatta-in-a-jar
  7. Happy Birthday Gavin!
  8. Kids playing the "Pass Out"/Choking game is making the news now too. Kids have been doing it forever, but it seems they are doing it now more than ever and are dying from it.
  9. 3rd string? You think he has no chance of making the top 5? Yeah, maybe we can hear from the same person who treated Duke Preston for the head gash from the falling ceiling light...
  10. Here you go. Before long they'll make everyone wear a helmet to play that... Get well soon...
  11. Just in time for the movie! Our season is saved!
  12. /dev/null gets all of TD's incoming e-mail from outside the organization.
  13. Looks like he studied under Yogi Berra, applying the theory to football: "[baseball] is 90% mental, the other half is physical."
  14. Do you mean the clips that show Holcomb bounce-bounce-bouncing on every play?
  15. I saw Simon here on the Wall combining silent threads...
  16. So I guess you won't be starting a "Silent thread for Howie Mandel's career."
  17. Happy birthday!
  18. Thanks for the report, rock!
  19. Because normally you know the difference between where and wear.
  20. Cover the chrome dome next time you go out there...
  21. Umm, if "not very good" and "terrible" are synonyms to you, you need a broader range...
  22. Was he downright terrible, or did he do better than Losman?
  23. Maybe Stojan can ask him the next time he gets J.P. on the phone...
  24. JP's from Southern California, duh!
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