You are most likely NOT gonna pick it up from objects according to the CDC current findings. Unless someone coughed all over it seconds earlier, the virus is weakening outside a human body. I think they are figuring this out now. It's being spread people to people. You'd get it in your digestive tract first than upper respiratory.
I am not nearly as OCD as I was when we just didn't know. I probably wouldn't have complained, but agree with your other stuff.