unbillievable

Good. I always hated having to forgo ice in my drinks.

I was disappointed to find out that asteroids are so far apart, that it's not difficult to fly straight through the belt without encountering one. Star Wars lied to me. So you can't really lose that alien ship following you by going into the asteroid belt.

Is it safe to drink the water in Jamaica?

After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were deadlocked. Instead of going through a recount, the two agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President. The candidates decided a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers were allowed on the fishing rounds, but both candidates would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5PM. After Day 1, Trump returned with 5 fish. Hillary came back with nothing. Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 5 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing! On Day 3, Hilary decided to send an intern to follow Trump, figuring that he must be cheating. Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 10 fish to his total! The following day, Hillary calls a press conference, calling Trump a cheat. While showing a video of Trump fishing, she proudly exclaims, "Can you believe this? He’s cutting holes in the ice!"

All they have to do is make it illegal to remove the battery from the gps gun. Like those tags on mattresses.

Justice Department doubles down on curbing Islamaphobia, but has no problem with media pointing fingers at conservative christians. Already heard a liberal coworker label the Orlando (and Britain) shooters as right-wing conservatives.

People associate the political policy by which candidate supports it. Everything coming out of Trump is Conservative, and everything out of Hilary is Liberal.

I wonder if it's Obama or a Secret Service rule that puts Michelle and her entourage on a separate plane too. Also, is there an Army One... or Navy One? I know there's "Marine One."

It's a commentary on the current political spectrum. Obama, who was considered a far left liberal during his campaign, is now seen as a middle-right president. McCain, also historically liberal, was his right wing opponent. Now we have Trump, a life-long democrat, nominated as the GOP candidate. The loony left of today will be seen as the right wing conservatives of tomorrow. Liberalism succeeds by continuously moving the goalposts left.

Old people.

What would prevent the government from putting everyone on a terror watch list (they already did it for many conservative groups) and effectively banning guns completely?

I thought they were making a movie.

Unless she grew bigger boobs, plastic surgery should not be noticeable.

Men age like wine, Women age like milk. Darwinism- As a man's stock rises, it meets the plummeting worth of an aging woman. In this way, any guy has a shot with any girl when their values eventually meet. So don't worry if you're not getting laid in highschool. That prom queen will come running in her 40's...

When liberals fear the monsters they created...

The GOP has already lost this election. Both principle candidates are liberal nutjobs. If people don't vote third party in this election, it's never going to happen.

There seems to be a discrepency in recent polls (online and exit) being waaaay off the actual results. Some voters (mostly democrat) are yelling election fraud.

If you don't believe that the government is capable of halting food production/delivery, just look at Venezuela. Socialism is especially effective in producing a shortage of basic products.

After "Hope and Change" by the most non-stereotypical candidate in history became just more of the same, people woke up to the reality that whomever they pick will make no difference. Trump is the manifestation of people's frustration. President Camacho promises free Brando in every water fountain.

Supporting Trump isn't about picking a President. It's a middle finger salute to Washington. It's a declaration that this Idiot is still better than current politicians. If a Kardashian were to run, it would get the nomination.

This is a real plan proposed by liberals to fight illegal immigration. The idea is to make Mexico the same as America, so they won't want to cross the border. It was the rationalization for NAFTA. They sold it as making Mexico better, but it still works if it makes the United States worse.

What's easier? finding and deporting all illegal aliens finding and confiscating all guns ...although, only one of these is currently against the law. (even though it's not enforced.)

I'm looking forward to finally getting my fast-food order correct once they kick the minimum wage whiners out. And the easiest way to wipe out the human race? Sex-bots.

step one would be to believe someone when they admit to supporting Isis. step two would be to allow law enforcement to investigate the confessed sympathizer without yelling "islamaphobia.

First reports were that the kid was wading in the pool. People see a no swimming sign, but still think it's okay to put your feet in the water to cool off. Like most people, the parents probably thought there was no danger because they were at a resort.