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Because he's mega rich now. But lots of family and friend baggage. Some Bills probably know. Ty Johnson signed for like 5 million dollars. Absolute peanuts compared to what Amari has now. Ty would probably ask him for help with his mortage and stuff. Coop don't want that, you saw how quiet and introspective he was. He's gotta keep moving. If you see Cooper sign with another team this offseason it will prove what I'm saying. You can't deny this.

In reality Amari won the lottery. Really big money. He hasn't told anyone yet but look at what went down last year and it fits. Pretty obvious. He played out his time here and then was done. he doesn't want anyone to know because they will start asking him for money for cars and bills, so he's might keep playing the part of an NFL players for a while longer. If you see him sign with a contender that's why. It's all a big front. Anyone who disagrees with me is a homer and a fan

Build a statue on the moon so big it is visible with the naked eye from Earth

This organization lit 30 million dollars on fire just to get him out of the building

Agreed. Kincaid for a 3rd now is a clown take. Point blank.

sleepy beane at it again woke up from his second afternoon nap and signed his drugged up gym buddies

Who?

When lol? When have we begun a season with 15 million open? Bro this is make-believe land we're in. This hasn't happened.

My guy. Being over the cap happens because of contracts you've already signed, and players whom you've already got value out of. It is paying the bills. You can't spend more until you pay them. It's literally paying for players.

Do you consider paying your bills "doing nothing with your money"?

TRUST ME BRO

Would love to hear even one. And becoming cap compliant was the reason for the restructure, not "doing nothing with the money" LOL

LUDICROUS

What are some examples?

Yep, I said it earlier in the thread but this is a very low risk move with a lot of upside.

Love it. No ties beyond a year, small money. Great player when healthy.

NO UPSIDE

sleepy beane at it again rolled out of bed and gave a rando WR 33 million

Godwin was offered $20 million more by the Pats and stayed in Tampa.

sleepy beane at it again forgot about the time change went back to bed anyhow he'll get his man tomorrow

Think about it. He’s out in the middle of nowhere in WNY with some dudes he barely knows. He looks around him, what does he see? Nothing but open woods. “Oh, there’s nowhere for me to run, what am I gonna do, say no?”

I loved that lol Locked him in a room with money, fishing equipment, and guns and he couldn't leave because of the Implication

if beane were a dinosaur he's sleep through the extinction

this one fell flat

sleepy beane at it again figured noon today was a great time for a nap